Are white trousers for poofs????

[Smiffy]

Ping white trousers, aren't they the ones with the pouch stitched inside the leg to hold your 'bag'.

White trousers to me are bit George Michael circa 1985. That sums it up for me.

I thought the pouch was to shove your old tadgeroony 'cos everybody knows Ping players are well endowed.
And what's wrong with George Michael??? In his day, he was fantastic. I've still got some of his albums.

 

[Nikki]

The only whites I wear are on the cricket pitch...

Smiffy, you are starting to sound very dodgy when it comes to Georgey boy...

 

[medwayjon]

I have worn white trousers in my younger days.

White trousers with a pink or light blue shirt would be mustard.

Another shirtlifter


Come on Bob, where are you.
Or even James at a push

I'll give you shirtlifter!

No shirtlifting in this house mate, unless the old woman is wearing her spurs shirt perhaps.

 

[Smiffy]

No shirtlifting in this house mate, unless the old woman is wearing her spurs shirt perhaps.

I'm assuming "the old woman" is referring to Homer?

 

[alexgolf]

Blimey!! What a thread

They say one in three men are closet poofs

And if you give me a kiss i will tell you who they are in the forum!!

xx

 

[Iaing]

I'd say white troosers are either for very good younger players or poofs....

Probably best avoided Rob.

 

[Leftie]

Smiffy. White trousers ??

So not you

Don't think the Rickg look will suit you one little bit.

It's no good asking JustOne for his opinion. He wears trousers in a shade of green somewhere between Shamrock and Emerald

 

[medwayjon]

No shirtlifting in this house mate, unless the old woman is wearing her spurs shirt perhaps.

I'm assuming "the old woman" is referring to Homer?

My name isnt Hywel is it!

 

[Smiffy]

I was more of a Phil Oakey man myself.

 

[MizunoGreyhound]

Did Phil Oakey not wear mascara, eye shadow and nail varnish too?

Smiffy, shame on you for considering such a thing at your age and in your condition.

 

[Tiger]

I think that people who wear white golf trousers fall into one if three categories:

a) seriously good golfers
b) John Travolta obsessed men having a bit of a mid life crisis who also wear them out clubbing with an unbuttoned black shirt on the weekend
c) a wannabe golfer that looks like a bit of a knob getting grass stains all over them from searching for their ball in the trees, bushes and long grass

So which category do you fall into Smiffy? I'm going for b.

 

[haplesshacker]

Wouldn't be my choice of attire. But if you want to, why not?

Just don't wear a black thong underneath.

 

[JustOne]

White trousers are reserved for those that have played to their h/cap at least once in the past year - I think that counts you out mate

 

[brendy]

White or pink trousers are grand, the only poofs are those that double take a sneaky looksie

 

[Tommo21]

Smiffy....white troos....no.

 

[Farneyman]

Never wear white strides when drinking Guinness if you can help it.

Strange things happen after about 2 gallons of the black stuff.

Check out this clip.....(nothing to do with Guinness but might make you think about white trousers.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU4gXVEKfQI&has_verified=1

 

[medwayjon]

I saw a guy in spain in white slacks who didnt quite make it to the bogs in time.

Enormous hilarity watching the guy walking up the road in Marbella like he had a bottle up his backside in what were heavily soiled white slacks.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

No shirtlifting in this house mate, unless the old woman is wearing her spurs shirt perhaps.

I'm assuming "the old woman" is referring to Homer?

Not adverse to some mickey taking but draw the line at being associated as a Spurs fan. As it goes there is nothing wrong with white trousers although probably getting a little late in the year to wear them regularly unless you want some sort of fetching polka dot attern with mud splashes. As you're not a porker Smiffy I think you'd get away with a pair pretty well. I've toyed with the idea of coloured trousers before but never been convinced I'd get away with it

 

[medwayjon]

Smiffy does go on about people being homosexual a bit too much.

Perhaps he is a closet woofter and all the accusations are a cunning ploy to divert suspicion.

 

[Grumps]

So then smiffy have the kind words from your friends swayed you closer or further from getting them ?