Your Masters Champion's Dinner

[Depreston]

I’d blow their minds with a full Mackem style menu

Few mini appetisers

Ham and Peace pudding open sarnie
Cheesey chips
Saveloy dip
Curried batter bun

Main

Panack with puddins in the corner

Dessert

Pink slice

 

[Mel Smooth]

In honour of Lillian English (my Grandma) and the 6 kids she raised (she had 7 but had to send one to her sisters as she simply couldn't afford to raise them all single handedly in post war Britain after her husband was killed in a coal mine in the mid 1940's)

This was the staple food of my Grandma even in the 1970's and 80's when the welfare system had started to make life a little easier for her.

Appetiser - Mucky Fat served on a buttered Maughans tea cake

Starter - Kippers with a vinegar drizzle

Main Course - Rabbit Stew served with boiled potatoes, carrots, cabbage, and mashed swede.

Desert - Victoria Sponge cake served with Carnation evaporated milk.

Edit:

Missed the drinks.

A choice of Harveys Bristol Cream, Irish Coffee, Bass Mild (pint)

 

[IanM]

In a reverse thought...

Where can you get decent Pimento Cheese in the UK? Ocado do one, but can anyone vouch for it.

 

[timd77]

Indian mixed grill like you get in the pubs, accompanied with an assortment of curries and naans, made by the chefs from Gymkhana.

Here speaks a man from the West Midlands, and I’m all for it! A nice spicy curry, hopefully Scottie gets the sh*ts and can’t play the first round!

Pudding would need to be something quite light, maybe a crème brûlée or a pavlova?

 

[Bazz]

Here speaks a man from the West Midlands, and I’m all for it! A nice spicy curry, hopefully Scottie gets the sh*ts and can’t play the first round!

Pudding would need to be something quite light, maybe a crème brûlée or a pavlova?

I normally just have a penguin or a club bar when I get in after all that. So I'll put an assortment of biscuits out.

 

[Red devil]

I normally just have a penguin or a club bar when I get in after all that. So I'll put an assortment of biscuits out.

The club plain biscuits used to have a golf ball on the wrapper back in the day. Throw a couple of them in to continue the theme

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Nae fancy starters
Mince and tatties, maybees with a few carrots and peas to jazz it up
Whisky laced cranachan and cream
More Whisky

 

[nickjdavis]

6 pints Guinness as an appetiser followed by a Chicken Phall and a couple of pints of Cobra.

Recommission the Butler Cabin as a games room...pool, darts, couple of hostesses dishing out some Vodka Red Bulls.

Finally retire to accommodation via the kebab van and a large Doner, onions, chilli sauce, one of them long Chillies which arent really Chillies.

Couple of brandies as a nightcap, maybe some late night poker.

Lets see if anyone complains about the scoring in the morning.


If these guys are going to go on tour....they need to do it properly.

 

[kp17]

Mac and cheese, garlic bread and a constant flow of guinness

 

[Mel Smooth]

Apparently Nando's has golf enhancing qualities...

I can't believe Jon Rahm has only just experience a Nandos though...

So there you have it, Half a grilled chicken on the The Masters menu.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2035386002236203454

 

[irip]

Fair play Mel.
Only you could get a LIV promo in on a masters dinner thread.

I hope you get a bonus for it

 

[Pin-seeker]

Apparently Nando's has golf enhancing qualities...

I can't believe Jon Rahm has only just experience a Nandos though...

So there you have it, Half a grilled chicken on the The Masters menu.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2035386002236203454

I’ve never had a Nando’s

 

[irip]

I’ve never had a Nando’s

I have had loads of them

I’ve never played like Jon Rahm though

 

[Mel Smooth]

Fair play Mel.
Only you could get a LIV promo in on a masters dinner thread.

I hope you get a bonus for it

I only get a bonus for interaction's and replies, so cheers.

 

[Pin-seeker]

I only get a bonus for interaction's and replies, so cheers.

 

[irip]

I only get a bonus for interaction's and replies, so cheers.

Do you give a percentage of your earnings as a reward?

If so you owe Phil 50k

 

[Mel Smooth]

Do you give a percentage of your earnings as a reward?

If so you owe Phil 50k

I'm from Yorkshire, the only thing I 'give' is advice.

 

[Red devil]

6 pints Guinness as an appetiser followed by a Chicken Phall and a couple of pints of Cobra.

Recommission the Butler Cabin as a games room...pool, darts, couple of hostesses dishing out some Vodka Red Bulls.

Finally retire to accommodation via the kebab van and a large Doner, onions, chilli sauce, one of them long Chillies which arent really Chillies.

Couple of brandies as a nightcap, maybe some late night poker.

Lets see if anyone complains about the scoring in the morning.


If these guys are going to go on tour....they need to do it properly.

The Gallowgate comes to Georgia

 

[Pin-seeker]

Do you give a percentage of your earnings as a reward?

If so you owe Phil 50k

£50k?
Pfffft have you any idea how much time that man has spent “debating” LIV?
That’s not even minimum wage

 

[Lucifer MorningStar]

I’ve never had a Nando’s

You’ve not missed anything or overpriced and overrated grilled chicken! I’d rather have a KFC.