You get out what you put in!

[DaveyG]

Text my missus at 3pm today an said... Darlin I wont go golf tonight I will come home and we can sspend the night together once i have mowed the lawn...

She nearly fainted she said and thinks i am amazing for being so selfless - now does anyone
Else use this tactic knowing full well because you have put the work in you get a free pass to play unlimed golf!

Now if im honest shes great with golf anyway an lets me play whenever i want... She even brought my member card today when she picked me up incase i had changed my mind but still its done my golf every night of the next 2 weeks no harm. Plus i dont have to waste time in the garden at the weekend.

 

[connor]

haha well played..

although if i did that mrs would think i was either a. sleeping with the nieghbour or b. just got sacked haha

nah to be fair shes pretty cool with me playing golf as it means im not down the pub wasting money plus we dont have kids yet

 

[Scadge]

nah to be fair shes pretty cool with me playing golf as it means im not down the pub wasting money plus we dont have kids yet

Connor you really do have to raise your game - you have kids to play more golf - mine are 14 and 8 - keener than Tiger and Rory - every weekend, holiday, weekend away has to involve golf course, pitch and put, driving range, crazy golf.

I totally agree - you get out what you put in:thup::whoo:

 

[James' Slice]

Superb Tactics!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Nope. My missus is one in a million and never moans about me going up there every night to play or practise and at the weekend. As long as she has the car and can do her own thing she's happy

 

[Alex1975]

We have been together 20 years this year, she knows me too well to play a points game. Still it's lovely that you have spent the evening together and just as nice to play lots of golf.

 

[Big_Rick78]

One of the perks of being divorced is never having to ask permission to do anything again. Just a shame all my mates are settled and can never get out as often as I'd like them to!!

 

[HotDogAssassin]

Nope. My missus is one in a million and never moans about me going up there every night to play or practise and at the weekend. As long as she has the car and can do her own thing she's happy

Is anyone else wondering what Homer's missus is up to while he's at the club every night and why she's so happy for him to do it?