You are a condemned man........what would be your last meal?

[SyR]

KFC with Gravy !! & a couple of bottles of Peroni

KFC? I wouldn't risk it mate, just in case the Governor gives a last minute pardon.

I'd settle for a rare ribeye steak with stilton sauce, and handcut chunky chips.

 

[User20205]

KFC? I wouldn't risk it mate, just in case the Governor gives a last minute pardon.

I'd settle for a rare ribeye steak with stilton sauce, and handcut chunky chips.

I'm not normally allowed to eat it. My missus like you doesn't trust it !

I figure that if its my last meal she can't object

 

[SyR]

I think the last KFC I had was probably barking and chasing sticks a few hours before it was served up to me. Not a fun night!

 

[User20205]

It all tastes the same when its cooked in the Colonel's special recipe of 11 herbs and spices.

 

[StrangelyBrown]

May I have the wine list?

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Cold Tripe & Pilchards

Yummy

Fragger

 

[Snelly]

A pint of Harveys and a pint of Hogs Back T.E.A.

Starter - baby clams in white wine and garlic accompanied by a bottle of Keller G-Max Reisling

Main - Sirloin steak with dauphnoise potatoes and green beans with a bottle of Petrus

Dessert - Eton Mess or Bread & Butter Pudding

Cheese - a ripe unpasteurised Camambert with Carrs water biscuits. Finished off with a bottle of Highland Park

 

[Oddsocks]

id save the money from the meal, and hit a whore house.

now we know why i was condemned

 

[shanker]

A square metre portion of Toad in the hole, with 30 sausages in there, and just as a treat I want the sausages wrapped in bacon. A bucket of gravy for it as well.

For desert, i'd like a quarter ounce of the finest herb money can buy, and a couple of papers to roll.

Then, stick it to me big fella, i'm going out like a king.

Wrapped in bacon? Not much of that where you are, Whee. After a time in Saudi you start dreamimg of bacon butties.

 

[USER1999]

A pint of Harveys and a pint of Hogs Back T.E.A.

Starter - baby clams in white wine and garlic accompanied by a bottle of Keller G-Max Reisling

Main - Sirloin steak with dauphnoise potatoes and green beans with a bottle of Petrus

Dessert - Eton Mess or Bread & Butter Pudding

Cheese - a ripe unpasteurised Camambert with Carrs water biscuits. Finished off with a bottle of Highland Park

Room for two? I quite fancy that.

 

[Mick47]

Full English and for pud, death by chocolate

 

[JustOne]

A crate of Krug, 200 Bensons and 40 pints of assorted Häagen-Dazs ice cream.