You are a condemned man........what would be your last meal?

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Bit of fun....... it is your last night on this earth, you can order a final meal, anything you want, what would you choose?

Mine, maybe boring but......Christmas dinner with all the trimmings washed down with a cold Magners.
 
fish fingers, egg, chips, garden peas & 2 slices of bread with loads of proper salted butter on them
pudding would be bread and butter pudding with custard

washed down with a couple of pints of Toby Light
 
A 567876 course meal. Failing that I would pick a nice curry from my favourite Indian spot washed down with enough Cobra to numb any pain.
 
Bushmills soup followed by a Bushmills caserole, pudding a Bushmills triffle. All washed down with a couple of bottles of Bushmills. Do what they like with me after that.
 
a bed of Girls aloud, side salad of Kiley followed by 2 dollops of Jordan and Pammy, Supergirl to finish as she could then get me outta there:cool:

....and a large Cragganmore
 
A square metre portion of Toad in the hole, with 30 sausages in there, and just as a treat I want the sausages wrapped in bacon. A bucket of gravy for it as well.

For desert, i'd like a quarter ounce of the finest herb money can buy, and a couple of papers to roll.

Then, stick it to me big fella, i'm going out like a king.
 
a big bowl of tomato soup followed by a mutton vindaloo then spotted dick and custard washed down with a pot of coffee all the things i cant eat due to a restricted diet.
 
Scallops & Lobster to start. Beef Wellinton, Dauph tatties and red Cabbage. Hot chocolate fudgecake and vanilla ice-cream. All washed down with the world most expensive red wine. A Cuban cigar and a bottle XO cognac. Job done !
 
Nyama Choma (roasted goat) with katchumbari (chopped tomato, onion & chillies) and freshly made chapatti in the rural Kenyan village I lived in for two years, all washed down with a cup of nyuki (home made beer).
 
Haddock special, chips, mushy peas, scraps with a large buttered breadcake, salt, vinegar,tomato sauce and a big pot of coffee.....food of the gods straight from Yorkshire oh aye
 
Executioners liver pate to start followed by heart of executioners apprentice.

That might give em a few weeks trouble finding someone to pull the lever
 
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