Would you have done it????

[Smiffy]

I hate my boss. With a passion. I have never worked for such an arrogant, bullying, impatient barsteward in my life. He makes my life hell. But I stick it out because I earn a reasonable wage, and there is nothing else out there for me at the moment.
Thing is, he went out of the office for half an hour today and left a half drunk bottle of Coke on his desk. I was sorely tempted.
Would you have done "it"?
Bear in mind........I hate him like there is no tomorrow.

 

[Sneds]

No I wouldn't do it. Just because you don't like somebody doesn't mean you have to stoop to disgusting depths to get one over on him. Deal with the situation like a human being, not an animal.

 

[Yerman]

No, life is too short to get so wound up, it could start to affect your swing!

 

[par3wood]

yes....i would have drank it!

 

[Smiffy]

No I wouldn't do it. Just because you don't like somebody doesn't mean you have to stoop to disgusting depths to get one over on him. Deal with the situation like a human being, not an animal.

OK

 

[tonecapone]

he would have sussed it smiffy,Coke dont taste like P*** even if your beer does down south.Thats another debate Unless i am on the wrong lines and you drank it,or put a few holes around the neck of the bottle works wonders

 

[boggybop]

Should have pierced the bottle with a pair of compasses or something to that effect - so the silly bugger would spill it all over himself!

 

[CliveW]

A few drips of eye drops in a drink makes for an amazing laxative. (As used by air stewardesses to men who pester them)

 

[tonecapone]

How do you know that ?

 

[Leftie]

Personal experience??

 

[CrapHacker]

I have never worked for such an arrogant, bullying, impatient barsteward in my life. He makes my life hell.

Was this guy ever a DP for Peugeot in Epsom ?

Coz I used to have one that answered that description.

 

[JustOne]

Thing is, he went out of the office for half an hour today and left a half drunk bottle of Coke on his desk. I was sorely tempted.
Would you have done "it"?
Bear in mind........I hate him like there is no tomorrow.

No, I don't hate anyone enough to swap their Coke for Pepsi




Best thing you can do with Coke is mix it 50/50 with orange juice.. yummy

 

[Smiffy]

yes....i would have drank it!

 

[Adrena1in]

...life is too short...

Rubbish, it's the longest thing you'll ever do!!

 

[vig]

Smiffy, Smiffy, Smiffy. I'm sure you could come up with something far more satisfying than this.
You're a MODERATELY intelligent chap and all that.

Don't stoop to anything as low as wazzing in someone's coke.

 

[CrapHacker]

Best thing you can do with Coke is mix it 50/50 with orange juice.. yummy

Had a meet up with the boss last week in a pub to go over my figures, and I tried ordering one of 'those'.

The looks I got. I got drop jaw from the barmaid, head swivel from my boss, head swivel dropjaw from the other barman. The jukebox stopped. The bar went silent. Everyone stared.

I ordered an orange juice and lemonade instead.

 

[TonyN]

Damn right Smiffy, I would have haha. Well actually maybe not nowadays. But I have 'got one over' on someone in a previous life!

Thats one for next years meet I think!

 

[justhitthething]

...life is too short...

Rubbish, it's the longest thing you'll ever do!!

Absolute quality. I will use that to death now.