Word-smith, merry quips

[Briggs27]

When I was having golf lessons, the pro was a little bit of a word-smith.
He'd say things like, "swing your arse & sweep the grass."
"Where's my Harry Tate" his no 8 iron he'd use for coaching.
Any other golfers recall funny or slightly weird oddball things their coach would say?

 

[sjw]

If you like that sort of stuff you need to watch Golf Life on YouTube

 

[Bdill93]

"Its all in the hips"

"Just taaaaap it in"

 

[Voyager EMH]

There are two main things you need to overcome when learning to play golf,

1. Standing too close to the ball after you've hit it.
2. Hitting the ball too many times.

(My dad)