Wives, Husbands, Partners say the funniest things

[Lord Tyrion]

We have a 2nd hand golf shop in Newcastle, Moogie helps out there I believe, and I follow them on Facebook. They posted a putter I have fancied for some time on the site this morning. I sent a message asking for a price and they duly replied. My wife heard the ping of the reply and I explained what I was doing.

"Why are you looking, do you need another putter?" 😂😂😂 Bless

My son, another golfer, turned, smiled and shook his head. You have to love the things non golfers say.

Any other equivalent comments, questions etc you have heard, been asked that made you smile?

 

[Orikoru]

Does "shut up about bloody golf you boring b*****d" count?

 

[chrisd]

Wife - I've just got a message from the holiday company, I've got to tell them your car reg number and colour for the parking at the docks

Me - its GH16 FH* and im not sure what the log book says but it's pretty red

Wife - I have to know the exact colour, guessing isn't good enough

Me - I'll go upstairs and find out and shout it down to you

Wife - ok

Me - I've found it.

Wife - ok,

Me - have you got a pen and paper

Wife - hang on I'll get them, ok I'm back

Me - I'll spell it for you

Wife - ok I'm ready

Me - its spelt R E D red, ok?

Wife - I'll get you for that you 'bleep

 

[jusme]

Wife - I've just got a message from the holiday company, I've got to tell them your car reg number and colour for the parking at the docks

Me - its GH16 FH* and im not sure what the log book says but it's pretty red

Wife - I have to know the exact colour, guessing isn't good enough

Me - I'll go upstairs and find out and shout it down to you

Wife - ok

Me - I've found it.

Wife - ok,

Me - have you got a pen and paper

Wife - hang on I'll get them, ok I'm back

Me - I'll spell it for you

Wife - ok I'm ready

Me - its spelt R E D red, ok?

Wife - I'll get you for that you 'bleep

 

[Hobbit]

Two from a recent quiz we went to.

Me, "the answer's Rome."

HID, "how can it be Rome? Rome is a country."

Me, "remind me where I took you for your 50th."

HID, silence.......................


Quizmaster, "in what decade did x,y,z occur."

HID, "what decade is the 80's in?"

Me, "er, the 80's."

HID, "no, what decade is the 80's in?"

She's blonde.....

 

[USER1999]

Wife - I've just got a message from the holiday company, I've got to tell them your car reg number and colour for the parking at the docks

Me - its GH16 FH* and im not sure what the log book says but it's pretty red

Wife - I have to know the exact colour, guessing isn't good enough

Me - I'll go upstairs and find out and shout it down to you

Wife - ok

Me - I've found it.

Wife - ok,

Me - have you got a pen and paper

Wife - hang on I'll get them, ok I'm back

Me - I'll spell it for you

Wife - ok I'm ready

Me - its spelt R E D red, ok?

Wife - I'll get you for that you 'bleep

My black BMW is red in the V5C log book. Ruby red metallic, otherwise known as black.

 

[Norrin Radd]

my wife today on the green after i had lipped out from about twenty five feet. "ooh just like they do on the telly."
women you gotta love em.

 

[Crow]

my wife today on the green after i had lipped out from about twenty five feet. "ooh just like they do on the telly."
women you gotta love em.

I like that one and will be saving it for my own use when a PP has lipped out on a short one.

 

[ManinBlack]

Many, many years ago I was watching the rugby on our black & white TV. There was a cheer. My mother, who wasn't watching, asked what happened. "Sharp has dropped a goal" I said. "That's a shame" she says

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

HID - 'what colour is that paint?'

say no more...

(or is that a random irritation... )

 

[Crazyface]

At one point on a Sunday lunch as a family we thought it would be good to start a book on Bar-isms. Far too many to remember, but I do remember the looks we all do, in silence, at each other, then turn to my wife for the explanation.

 

[Khamelion]

When I first started courting my other half, we had spent a nice day at the beach and finished it off walking around a nature park, looking at the ducks, as we were leaving I said "Shall we go to the wader hide?", she replied, "But I didn't bring my wellies"