Jacko_G
Blackballed
Flag Poles - The ball will not be going in the bottom of the hole...soooo sausage or Quorn fingers (don't want to upset the vegans) won't be an issue.
No mention about the broken ankle though, have you conceded on this or are you going to come back with some other handbrake attempt.
Come on Jacko, you may be going through a hard time, so turn the wifi off and go listen to the birds in the trees, take a breath (away from a flag pole ) and enjoy the moment.
CK
I've had my hour today, can't do more.
Sausage fingers (good point re Quorn) will still inadvertently run a risk of touching the flag however now a mute point now that we've established it's not "perfectly safe" to play golf.