What was you favourite chat up line.

[upsidedown]

First wife was " It's people like you who cause shortages " as her trolley in supermarket was plied high with sugar as she was off jam making.
Before her it was " fancy a ride on my tractor "

 

[Tashyboy]

When watching Rainworth miners welfare FC one Saturday afternoon. ( it was the year they got to Wembley). A drunken pal was talking to a girl. She was bragging she was on £100 a week, my pal said “ if you’re earning that much the first thing you should buy is some toothpaste”.
I met Missis T on a Saturday night. The following Tuesday we met at a fantastic pub called “The Flamingo” sadly now a farm foods. She was stood with her sister who was dead excited coz she was gonna ask this gorgeous lad for a dance and a date. When I walked up to Missis T and gave her a kiss on the cheek, her sisters face was a picture. I was the gorgeous lad. I have reminded her every now and then she fancied me.

 

[Pin-seeker]

When watching Rainworth miners welfare FC one Saturday afternoon. ( it was the year they got to Wembley). A drunken pal was talking to a girl. She was bragging she was on £100 a week, my pal said “ if you’re earning that much the first thing you should buy is some toothpaste”.
I met Missis T on a Saturday night. The following Tuesday we met at a fantastic pub called “The Flamingo” sadly now a farm foods. She was stood with her sister who was dead excited coz she was gonna ask this gorgeous lad for a dance and a date. When I walked up to Missis T and gave her a kiss on the cheek, her sisters face was a picture. I was the gorgeous lad. I have reminded her every now and then she fancied me.

Bet when she sees you rocking your speedos & crocs she feels she dodged a bullet

 

[Tashyboy]

Bet when she sees you rocking your speedos & crocs she feels she dodged a bullet

When I remind her of her fantasises of me she more or less tells me “ am bloody glad me sister saved me from you”. Bitch

 

[Pin-seeker]

When I remind her of her fantasises of me she more or less tells me “ am bloody glad me sister saved me from you”. Bitch

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

She’d love a bit of the tash

 

[Tashyboy]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

She’d love a bit of the tash

She ain’t getting none, and by that I mean Tash, Crocs or Speedos. She talks to much.

 

[clubchamp98]

“Does your dad own a shotgun.”

“No of course not”

“ Ok fancy a dance”

 

[Tashyboy]

“Does your dad own a shotgun.”

“No of course not”

“ Ok fancy a dance”

 

[arnieboy]

Meeting this lovely girl who was assigned to my department as a trainee 'Pleased to meet you' I said. I was smitten, she wasn't. We celebrate our 45th wedding anniversary this month.

 

[Mel Smooth]

A subtle wink and a cheeky smile was always enough for old Mel.

 

[Voyager EMH]

"I'd like to see you again, will you give me your phone number?"

I think that was what I said in 1979 to the girl who eventually became my wife after our paths crossed a few times.
Can't remember before that and never needed a chat-up line since.

 

[GreiginFife]

Me and a few mates went upto Stoke for a rave early 90's and we got talking to these girls from up near Newcastle. Anyway my mate Keith, who was a looker pulled the best looking one, like always, so we carried on. 1 of the girls was a big girl, so i gets talking to her, giving her the chat and out of nowhere i remembered a joke i'd heard.

I said to her " your a nice girl but you've got more chins than a singapore phone book" she slapped me accross the chops that hard i could still feel the stinging 2 days later

Club Kinetic perchance?

 

[Morfeen75]

Club Kinetic perchance?

Yes it was

 

[Voyager EMH]

I got banned from High Wycombe's Wimpy in the early 80s for asking a waitress did everything with relish.?.....

That's nearly as bad as, "My name's Dick, do you like it?"

Usual response should be, "Well, it suits you."

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Bet when she sees you rocking your speedos & crocs she feels she dodged a bullet

Cornflakes now all over my desk and PC

 

[Pathetic Shark]

“Does your dad own a shotgun.”

“No of course not”

“ Ok fancy a dance”

True story about the two-sport American athlete Bo Jackson. He was a serious hunter and loved his crossbow. His daughter brought a boyfriend home and Bo took him out to the back of the house and showed the kid how he could hit a bullseye from 50 yards away with his bow. He then wished him well with his daughter.

 

[Pathetic Shark]

@HomerJSimpson - How about the chat-up line used on the Capital Radio Tube Marathon in 1988? "I'm friends with John Irving"

 

[HomerJSimpson]

@HomerJSimpson - How about the chat-up line used on the Capital Radio Tube Marathon in 1988? "I'm friends with John Irving"

Seem to remember that being another of your epic fails

 

[Pathetic Shark]

Seem to remember that being another of your epic fails

I got a lot further than you and Lambert

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I got a lot further than you and Lambert

Some of us weren't trying. Smacked of desperation