What is it with bloody women????

[Smiffy]

She "what would you like in your rolls?"
Me "What have we got?"
She "Ham or Chicken"
Me "Ham please"
She "What's wrong with the chicken then?"
Me "Nothing."
She "right"
Me "Ok I'll have the chicken then"
She "I'm doing ham now"

Me " [****] off"

 

[bobmac]

I'm not saying a word, Jan reads this
Make your own rolls ya lazy git

 

[Smiffy]

I'm not saying a word, Jan reads this
Make your own rolls ya lazy git

I clean my own golf clubs and shoes and do all my own ironing.
Enough said

 

[Parmo]

Send for wife #2 I say.

 

[chrisd]

and do all my own ironing.

I stopped doing that after the accident - the phone rang when I was ironing, men can't do two things at once and I ended up burning my ear!


Chris

 

[brendy]

Really Smiffy, Bacon should have been your answer!

 

[Smiffy]

Really Smiffy, Bacon should have been your answer!

I value my nutz.
She doesn't do mornings my Missus.
Telling in her [****] off was taking my life in my hands. Luckily she didn't hear.

 

[richart]

I'm not saying a word, Jan reads this
Make your own rolls ya lazy git

I clean my own golf clubs and shoes and do all my own ironing.
Enough said

You are a modern man Rob, and she is lucky to have you.






Now must remember to switch out of heavy sarcasm mode.

 

[JustOne]

This is the Smiffy song....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy5gRxjxHtg

 

[RGDave]

She "what would you like in your rolls?"
Me "What have we got?"
She "Ham or Chicken"
Me "Ham please"
She "What's wrong with the chicken then?"
Me "Nothing."
She "right"
Me "Ok I'll have the chicken then"
She "I'm doing ham now"

Me " [****] off"

Classic!

The trick is probably to respond to everything "I don't mind, surprise me"....

 

[USER1999]

This is the Smiffy song....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy5gRxjxHtg

Not heard any denials from the Smifster.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

He's probably got to ask permission to reply

 

[rickg]

I clean my own golf clubs and shoes and do all my own ironing.
Enough said

Well if that jumper you were wearing at Cooden was anything to go by, then I'd leave the ironing to your missus!!!

 

[SyR]

Ham and Chicken!

 

[Smiffy]

Her... "What do you want for dinner tomorrow?"
Me.... "I'll tell you what. I'll treat us to dinner over that nice pub just outside Pevensey Bay. The food there is great"
Her... "But I've got to be in for the boys. They will be back from Army Cadets in the afternoon"
Me... "What time?"
Her... "About 3.00pm"
Me.... "We'll be back in plenty of time. Don't worry about it"
Her... "But I've got to cook their dinner and have it ready"
Me.... "We'll pick them something up from McDonalds"
Her... "They are looking forward to their Sunday roast"
Me.... "[****] off"