Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
It would be the one time I suggested a "warm up" before the game, and insisted we all go down to the practice area before the off. Watch them hit a few balls and you'll soon see which way the money is heading.
Played at The Forest of Arden once with my mate Norman in a big Society day. The two guys we were drawn to play with (one played off 12 the other off about 19) suggested a side bet, £20.00 I think it was. I was up for it, Norm was a bit more reluctant, but finally caved in. What I didn't know was that he had seen them down the driving range before the off, and had seen the 12 handicapper of the two oinking his driver the best part of 300 yards arrow straight. He was hitting his irons like a pro too. Norm let me in on it after about 5 or 6 holes when we found ourselves 3 or 4 down, but had held on to the hope that maybe the guy couldn't putt. He could.....


We got slaughtered 6&5 I think and the 12 handicapper went on to win the day with 46 points playing off 3/4's. He was a football pro who played for Sheffield Wednesday (could have been United) and played golf every bloody day of the week, the biggest bandit I have ever met.
The Society cut him to 5 for the next years event but he never turned up.
Played at The Forest of Arden once with my mate Norman in a big Society day. The two guys we were drawn to play with (one played off 12 the other off about 19) suggested a side bet, £20.00 I think it was. I was up for it, Norm was a bit more reluctant, but finally caved in. What I didn't know was that he had seen them down the driving range before the off, and had seen the 12 handicapper of the two oinking his driver the best part of 300 yards arrow straight. He was hitting his irons like a pro too. Norm let me in on it after about 5 or 6 holes when we found ourselves 3 or 4 down, but had held on to the hope that maybe the guy couldn't putt. He could.....
We got slaughtered 6&5 I think and the 12 handicapper went on to win the day with 46 points playing off 3/4's. He was a football pro who played for Sheffield Wednesday (could have been United) and played golf every bloody day of the week, the biggest bandit I have ever met.
The Society cut him to 5 for the next years event but he never turned up.