Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
I regularly park up and have my lunch in Retail Park in Town. Loadsa space.
Free parking for 2 hours if you get a ticket from the machine - but you have to be using the shops on the park, not going into town.
Yesterday I watched 2 cars pull up within a minute of each other. The first car's occupants didn't get a ticket and strolled off to Argos. Cue the 2nd car that parks right next to them. The Guy gets a ticket and then wanders off into Town.
Along comes the PArking Attendant.
Aha! A car without a ticket - that'll be £60 please and the sticker goes on the screen.
10 minutes later the couple return and there is much wailing and knashing of teeth as their £20 ironing board has now cost them £80. A bit peeved, off they go.
5 minutes later the other Guy comes back with an armful of shopping, gets in his car and leaves.
So the couple who used the shops but didn't get a ticket - got a ticket and the guy who got a ticket but didn't use the shops didn't.
All for the sake of pressing a button on the machine.
Free parking for 2 hours if you get a ticket from the machine - but you have to be using the shops on the park, not going into town.
Yesterday I watched 2 cars pull up within a minute of each other. The first car's occupants didn't get a ticket and strolled off to Argos. Cue the 2nd car that parks right next to them. The Guy gets a ticket and then wanders off into Town.
Along comes the PArking Attendant.
Aha! A car without a ticket - that'll be £60 please and the sticker goes on the screen.
10 minutes later the couple return and there is much wailing and knashing of teeth as their £20 ironing board has now cost them £80. A bit peeved, off they go.
5 minutes later the other Guy comes back with an armful of shopping, gets in his car and leaves.
So the couple who used the shops but didn't get a ticket - got a ticket and the guy who got a ticket but didn't use the shops didn't.
All for the sake of pressing a button on the machine.