Made a tenner (johnny foreigner money) today by completing 18 holes at Relais Margeaux wearing my kilt. I played amazingly well and took a few quid off the "surfs" on skins. You guys should try it, once they stop laughing its too late for them to make any money 
Tip of the week from "alwaysunderpar" if ever playing golf with a Frenchman (technically a surf) Tell him just before he tees off that if it wasn't for the brits he would be speaking German. It tends to create a great atmosphere for 18 holes. Remember to shout "snellll" instead of fore! Also remember to show your Gary Glitter when picking up the ball!
If that doesn't work tell him your friend left the lights on in his bedroom on the way to the course. He will be spitting feathers all day (so he should, they all bloody cheat over here) lol
Yes i'me bored, her indoors has decided to go to Ireland on the 27th to a wedding. All new outfits for 5 days guys, dear oh dear bored to death. Credit card has gone from Black to Green in under an hour. Only plus point is a couple of pals over the day she leaves! Golf Golf and Golf for 6 days! Anybody up for a couple of days at Moliets, Monaco & Nice?
Tip of the week from "alwaysunderpar" if ever playing golf with a Frenchman (technically a surf) Tell him just before he tees off that if it wasn't for the brits he would be speaking German. It tends to create a great atmosphere for 18 holes. Remember to shout "snellll" instead of fore! Also remember to show your Gary Glitter when picking up the ball!
If that doesn't work tell him your friend left the lights on in his bedroom on the way to the course. He will be spitting feathers all day (so he should, they all bloody cheat over here) lol
Yes i'me bored, her indoors has decided to go to Ireland on the 27th to a wedding. All new outfits for 5 days guys, dear oh dear bored to death. Credit card has gone from Black to Green in under an hour. Only plus point is a couple of pals over the day she leaves! Golf Golf and Golf for 6 days! Anybody up for a couple of days at Moliets, Monaco & Nice?
