Virtual 18 holes??

Next hole is a thinking mans par 4. 376 yards but has a narrow funnel of fairway going from 180 -220 where it then opens out both sides. After that theres a slight dogleg l-r of about 15 degrees. Also theyve cunningly placed a series of 3 bunkers up the left hand side at 230 , 245 and 275 to catch the longer drivers.
 
176yds is ideal for a 6-iron but with you lot watching and the bitter chill in my fingers I opt for a 5-iron and try to swing smooth with a touch of fade to take some yardage off it.... wait! Oh no! the ball moved as I addressed it!!! :( :(

FFS! I wish you guys hadn't kept chatting all the time, that's a one shot penalty now!!! Goddammmit! I could have hit it sooner and it might not have moved!


I can't feel my fingers now and the 5-iron feels like a scaffolding pole in my hands... here goes.....

Oh shiiiit! a double cross, intstead of fading towards the green it's hooked massively to the left..... is that an out of bounds fence there? Jammy you didn't mention an out of bounds!!!. Why is it I never notice out of bounds fences until AFTER I've played???


It's gone about 140yds forward and 40yds to the left into the cabbage... I'm not looking for it... someone else can go see if it's still inbounds! You bunch of chatterboxes!....


Smiffy, roll me a ciggy!
 
1. 325yds Si 11 Par4
2. 303yds Si 15 Par4
3. 380yds Si 5 Par4
4. 146yds Si 7 Par3
5. 581yds Si 13 Par5
6. 470yds Si 1 Par4
7. 107yds Si 9 Par3
8. 545yds Si 17 Par5
9. 156yds Si 10 Par3
10. 317yds Si 6 Par4
11. 523yds Si 16 Par5
12. 411yds Si 18 Par4
13. 499yds Si 14 Par4
14. 578yds Si 3 Par5
15. 235yds Si 8 Par3
16. 357yds Si 2 Par4
17. 376yds Si 12 Par4
18. yds Si 4 Par


this is the round so far.
 
176yds is ideal for a 6-iron but with you lot watching and the bitter chill in my fingers I opt for a 5-iron and try to swing smooth with a touch of fade to take some yardage off it.... wait! Oh no! the ball moved as I addressed it!!! :( :(

FFS! I wish you guys hadn't kept chatting all the time, that's a one shot penalty now!!! Goddammmit! I could have hit it sooner and it might not have moved!


I can't feel my fingers now and the 5-iron feels like a scaffolding pole in my hands... here goes.....

Oh shiiiit! a double cross, intstead of fading towards the green it's hooked massively to the left..... is that an out of bounds fence there? Jammy you didn't mention an out of bounds!!!. Why is it I never notice out of bounds fences until AFTER I've played???


It's gone about 140yds forward and 40yds to the left into the cabbage... I'm not looking for it... someone else can go see if it's still inbounds! You bunch of chatterboxes!....


Smiffy, roll me a ciggy!
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Should have took your time and not rushed,instead of blaming everyone else :mad:
 
We will take a penalty drop,ok sitting up nicely 66 yards left 60 degree,one bounce straight in,bonus.
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You holed it for a 5? Crikey! Even after the drop you took it looked unplayable in that rough... you're GOOD!! :D
 
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