Tiger Woods

[viscount17]

It is evident that no-one has to date considered the effect on TW's playing ability of his being locked into a chastity belt.
Despite the advances of modern technology, particularly in the areas of rust proofing and the use of lighter weight materials, the Nike No-Nookie chastity belt is of necessity of rigid construction. Designed to resist stiffening, it may promote a weakened, even limp, swing.

 

[birdieman]

Not true because the best friend of Tigers first primary school teachers boyfriends best friends mum exclusively revealed that Tiger is coming back soon to golf but is having a gender re-assimilation and is going to go on the LPGA tour because he's sick of being a man and winning everything so damned easy in the mens game. He wants to take on the ladies and be like the Pink Panther, not the Tiger anymore.

 

[AuburnWarrior]

You're all horribly wide of the mark...

I've got a mate who lives in Caterham (the home of Ann Summers) and it's going to be officially announced next week that Tiger's starting there on 15/03.

He's going to be working in the testing department.

His officialy statement will be "If you can't beat them, join them."

 

[bobmac]

It is evident that no-one has to date considered the effect on TW's playing ability of his being locked into a chastity belt.
Despite the advances of modern technology, particularly in the areas of rust proofing and the use of lighter weight materials, the Nike No-Nookie chastity belt is of necessity of rigid construction. Designed to resist stiffening, it may promote a weakened, even limp, swing.

 

[birdieman]

How long did that piece of artwork take Rolf...I mean Bob?
Very good it is too.

 

[bobmac]

How long did that piece of artwork take Rolf...I mean Bob?
Very good it is too.

It's not my fault, blame Steve C

 

[Macster]

'I think he has 'done his bit' to appease the good lady'

Oh yeh, sure, like there is a woman in the country that is ever going to trust him 100% ever again after his 'indiscretions'.

Checked himself into a 'Sex Clinic', kept his head down for 3mths, and made a pathetic attempt at public humble apology, which in reality, was so 'stage-managed' it was ridiculous, and you think he's 'done his bit' ????

Personally, were it not for the money, there isnt a woman alive that would stay with you after that, and I'd be absolutely amazed if she's not back in Sweden with a considerable chunk of his wealth before too long, and definitely in the next 2yrs, when she finally realises what an absolute arrogant, conceited, tw@t she's married to.

He may be the worlds best golfer, but that doesnt mean he isnt a complete jerk.

 

[drawboy]

when she finally realises what an absolute arrogant, conceited, tw@t she's married to

If he wasn't the worlds best golfer she would still be looking after other peoples kids for naff all a week. She has got her bit out of him make no mistake. I wonder what attracted her to the Billionaire golfer in the first place.

 

[madandra]

Yer a' way aff the mark.

He is now kitted out with Slazenger irons because Kenny Dalglish uses them, and Sam Torrance convinced him about the K1 Speed driver.

Like Clarke and Westwood he will also be wearing Dunlop shirts in the understanding he recieves a payment of £30 in Argos vounchers should he lift a major.

I have just heard that he is now sponsored by Big Al's used car lot and he will be driving a Renault Scenic (03 plate) which was lovingly looked after by the wee wumin on mobility who lent it to her son who knocked the arse out of it delivering curries.


TIGER IS BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!











Lock up yer dughters (don't bother if they are growlers)

 

[Golfman]

Don't know myself but would Vicodin be a banned substance on the PGA Tour's list? Just a thought. Would this be a reason for him to delay a comeback?