Things you don't need to say to your wife / husband / spouse / partner

[Imurg]

There is nothing I dont have to say to the Mrs, everything has to be documented
There is nothing implied in our house unless it's her doing the implying
And it's my fault if I didn't catch it....

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Evenings - Would you like a bit of chocolate with your cup of tea?

 

[Bunkermagnet]

"Would you like me to get your daughter to park your car dear?"

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Do you have to order on-line multiple items of clothing when you are only going to keep one and return the rest, and you often complain about the hassle of returning all the items you don't want.

I don't need to say this as I know I'll get a flea in my ear and an OF COURSE I DO reply

 

[bobmac]

Things I would say if I was married.......
The hairdresser was closed then?
I can walk to the pavement from here
You said you didn't want any expensive presents

 

[Dando]

There is nothing I dont have to say to the Mrs, everything has to be documented
There is nothing implied in our house unless it's her doing the implying
And it's my fault if I didn't catch it....

Our better halves could be the same person ?

 

[Imurg]

Our better halves could be the same person ?

Well I've been married to her for nigh on 26 years so I think I got there first...

 

[chrisd]

Well I've been married to her for nigh on 26 years so I think I got there first...

A mere novice Ian...... 44 years of putting up with each other ?

 

[Dando]

A mere novice Ian...... 44 years of putting up with each other ?

She deserves a medal

 

[chrisd]

She deserves a medal

Just doing her bit for Care in the Community

 

[SocketRocket]

Just doing her bit for Care in the Community

50 this year

 

[Ye Olde Boomer]

Did you remember to take your meds, Love?
Looking forward to becoming the merry widow, my wife never says that.