Things you don't need to say to your wife / husband / spouse / partner

There is nothing I dont have to say to the Mrs, everything has to be documented
There is nothing implied in our house unless it's her doing the implying
And it's my fault if I didn't catch it....
 
Do you have to order on-line multiple items of clothing when you are only going to keep one and return the rest, and you often complain about the hassle of returning all the items you don't want.

I don't need to say this as I know I'll get a flea in my ear and an OF COURSE I DO reply :(
 
Things I would say if I was married.......
The hairdresser was closed then?
I can walk to the pavement from here
You said you didn't want any expensive presents
 
There is nothing I dont have to say to the Mrs, everything has to be documented
There is nothing implied in our house unless it's her doing the implying
And it's my fault if I didn't catch it....

Our better halves could be the same person ?
 
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