Things you dont expect to see on the golf course...

Not the golf course but my local driving range. The son of the Chairman of Home Bargains needed somewhere to land his helicopter while visiting the Sunderland branch. He's been a few times now. The pilot has a basket of balls while he's waiting. I told my friend, who owns the range that it is a really posh helicopter. It's top of the range (see what I did there :))

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SwingsitlikeHogan said:
In a field over boundary hedge a few years ago a team of workers harvesting a crop of vegetables - it was a very warm day. Many workers had removed their tops. Not all were blokes…distracting ?
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My cousin has a female gardener and in the height of summer she will work in just her shorts, no top, no bra. The garden is enclosed by trees and hedges so no neighbours can see. My cousin is gay so he is not interested and she feels comfortable. Bold move still.
 
Another helicopter story - they seem really common! My mate collapsed while playing the second at Rufford Park. I commandeered another player's buggy and drove him back to the clubhouse. Long story short, he ended up being taken to hospital by helicopter. He was fine after a few days but the doctors have no idea what caused his attack. Scary stuff.

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Things you don't expect ...?

At Elephant Hills GC in Zimbabwe, a man on a motorcycle with a gun. Who said "stop playing and don't move till I tell you" and then disappeared . 5 minutes later there's a loud bang, and a couple minutes later he reappears, riding down the fairway. "OK, you can carry on" he says. And disappears again in opposite direction. ???

Found out later he had to shoot a rogue Sable which was going for people.
 
backwoodsman said:
Things you don't expect ...?

At Elephant Hills GC in Zimbabwe, a man on a motorcycle with a gun. Who said "stop playing and don't move till I tell you" and then disappeared . 5 minutes later there's a loud bang, and a couple minutes later he reappears, riding down the fairway. "OK, you can carry on" he says. And disappears again in opposite direction. ???

Found out later he had to shoot a rogue Sable which was going for people.
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To be fair, that will take some beating
 
Have seen kangaroos copulating on the fairway, Lady members complained to the Professional that there partner does not perform as long or as well...
 
Their was a young lady running around a bit of the course where 3rd,4th and 15th are very close. She was stark naked, hammered and shouting she had just had a shag. Quite tidy as I remember, prob the longest it's take me and my 3 mates to playa 120 yard par 3?
 
SocketRocket said:
It did say it was Perdi though. At least the Police didn't have far to go from Hindlip ?
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I think I now get it.
The front 9 is Ravenmeadow, the back 9 is Perdiswell.
Or is it the front 8 + 18 is Ravenmeadow, the 9th to the 17th is Perdiswell.
Errm... no I don't get it.
 
AussieKB said:
Have seen kangaroos copulating on the fairway, Lady members complained to the Professional that there partner does not perform as long or as well...
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I've been in Aus 2 days and not seen that happen, mind i haven't played golf though !
 
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