Things you dont expect to see on the golf course...

We have second car park close to our 11th green

Pair of ladies panties hanging from a branch on the 11th one morning.
 
We have second car park close to our 11th green

Pair of ladies panties hanging from a branch on the 11th one morning.
We had that, though they wouldnt cover much;). Obviously the little hut by one of the tees thats nearby to a public footpath became a handy place;)
 
Saw a blonde sunbathing topless on one of the tees at a course once. I reckon she thought she was pretty secluded as it was one of those long tees that stretch back a long way....trouble is she didnt reckon on a party of golfers playing off the tips!!!
 
Many moons ago I was sitting in my office overlooking the golf course.
Heard the sound of a helicopter and looked up to see one heading low and coming right at me.
They made an emergency landing 100 yards in front of the clubhouse
 
My old course took me off guard first time but David gold is a friend of the owner .. so he would visit in his helicopter thus closing the driving range
 
Was practicing on our chipping green on Sunday, quite a busy day with lots of groups out playing, when a bloody yob on a trials bike (no helmet) goes racing up the first fairway, does a big loop of a few holes before disappearing, presumably onto the sea front prom. Little scrote!!! (Although he didn't ride over any greens!)
 
In a field over boundary hedge a few years ago a team of workers harvesting a crop of vegetables - it was a very warm day. Many workers had removed their tops. Not all were blokes…distracting ?
 
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