HawkeyeMS
Ryder Cup Winner
Well, the combined stableford with Homer yesterday was the usual disaster.
Homer spends a lot of time apologising in advance before these events but the truth of the matter is whenever I play in pairs event I play like a guy who has never played golf before. Yesterdays debacle started rather unluckily on the first when I lost my ball which went straight down the middle and should have been found about 20 yards short of the green but wasn't. I then 3 stabbed 2 for bogey, scrambled a bogey at 5, picked up before getting to the green at 4, parred 5 (a rare bright spot on the front nine), Went OOB on 6 and hit my second into a ditch for blob number 3. Blobbed 7 before reaching the green, parred 8 and blobbed 9 after hitting only one shot (I probably should have hit a provisional there to be fair). 8 points on the front nine. I set myself a target of level par on the back nine and while it didn't quite materialise, I did only blob one hole, the 11th, but at least I had a putt for a point
. I then played the last 7 holes in 3 over for a grand total of 24.
It doesn't seem to matter what the format is, I can't turn up for pairs comps
I'll probably rip it up in next weeks medal, it wouldn't be the first time.
Homer spends a lot of time apologising in advance before these events but the truth of the matter is whenever I play in pairs event I play like a guy who has never played golf before. Yesterdays debacle started rather unluckily on the first when I lost my ball which went straight down the middle and should have been found about 20 yards short of the green but wasn't. I then 3 stabbed 2 for bogey, scrambled a bogey at 5, picked up before getting to the green at 4, parred 5 (a rare bright spot on the front nine), Went OOB on 6 and hit my second into a ditch for blob number 3. Blobbed 7 before reaching the green, parred 8 and blobbed 9 after hitting only one shot (I probably should have hit a provisional there to be fair). 8 points on the front nine. I set myself a target of level par on the back nine and while it didn't quite materialise, I did only blob one hole, the 11th, but at least I had a putt for a point
It doesn't seem to matter what the format is, I can't turn up for pairs comps
I'll probably rip it up in next weeks medal, it wouldn't be the first time.