Bring back clause 19. Simple.
A slight hijack if I may?
John Smith approaches a golf club about membership and finds out the following about their competition set-up.
1. 1st net prize......A sleeve of balls.
2nd net prize...there is no 2nd net prize
2. 1st gross prize...A pair of Dry-joys
2nd gross prize.....Vokey wedge
3rd gross prize....dozen proV1s
3.You cannot enter the gross competition unless your handicap is 9.4 or less.
4.They still have clause 19 in operation.
Would you
1.Join, enter the nett comps and just enjoy your golf.?
2.Join, and try your hardest to get your handicap down to 9 and then enter the gross comps?
3.Join and complain that the competition set-up is unfair and favours the better golfers?
4. Join somewhere else?
Not join and rant to everybody what a bunch of elitist chaps who savour their own sexual company they are and I'll go where my money is wanted, and if anybody wants a decent round of golf they'd best not join this bunch of inbred blokes who, whilst knowing their mothers', are unsure of their paternal parentage.