The Future - News headlines

[Wolfman]

" Beef found in burgers, supermarkets at a loss to how it got there "

"Many golf courses forcd to close for additional house building programme by the Labour Lib party"

"Diesel now all gone, unleaded £5.00 litre and limit of 20 litres per week "

"Electric car tax increased to £1000 per annum"

" All housing now owned by the state and rates fixed at £5000 month"

"Titleist ProV XV box of 12 £100.00"

"Ping sells to Taylormade as company is nearly bankrupt"

"All remaining golf courses limited to 2hrs play per golfer"

"Electricity only available Mon, Wed and Fridays"

" Families restricted to 1 child only "

" Vintage copy of GM sold at auction for £1000"

"Ebay buys Microsoft and Apple"

"COD 25 just out with 6D virtual reality screens"

"USA grants rights to all citizens to carry laser weapons"

" Madman in California zaps 100 shoppers with laser gun"

"Todays weather in the UK will be 48 deg C with risk of snow and acid rain to follow"

"UKIP party look likely to win next election since losing in 2015 promise to empty UK of migrants and scumbags"

"Bruce Forsyth has announced he is retiring"

" the 1 day working week at risk"

" No state pensions allowed"

" Retired golfers not allowed to play at weekends"

" Dunlop golf range voted best in tests, second to Slazenger"

 

[JustOne]

"Homer finishes pre-shot routine".

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Smiffy Leaves The Forum..................Again

 

[Doon frae Troon]

England team play exciting attacking rugby.

 

[drawboy]

Lee Westwood sinks a 3 footer

 

[Foxholer]

England team play exciting attacking rugby.

Mr Pot calls Ms Kettle white!

Nani Red Card rescinded because Man U never get important decisions at OT.

 

[Paul_Stewart]

EGU announce 3/4 handicap to be re-introduced for Singles' matchplay
Nike announce sponsorship deal with sportsman who will not immediately screw up their career within the sport or in it
Ping clothing rated No.1 in fashionable items for the over 40s.
PGA and R&A announce agreement over long putters for next 40 years

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Nike announce new golf sandal.

 

[CliveW]

"Electricity only available Mon, Wed and Fridays"


" the 1 day working week at risk"

Funily enough, I'm old enough to remember the three day week, no electricity at certain times of the day during the "Winter of Discontent" and petrol coupons being issued with talk of rationing and no car use on Sundays proposed in the 1970s.

 

[daymond]

Haggis declared a world heritage delicacy.
All countries are now members of the EU. To be called Everyone United.
UKIP declares war on the EU (see above)

 

[Wolfman]

Funny some of these could come true, some quite scary really

What do you think could be in the headlines in the distant future ?

Golf courses to be used for building isnt that far from possible

 

[DappaDonDave]

you missed

"Google solves everything, ever"

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Alex Salmond elected UK Prime Minister

 

[bluewolf]

George Galloway wins Nobel Peace Prize.

Tony Blair arrested for war crimes.

Gideon Osborne passes maths gcse.

 

[rickg]

Shock as Region3 fails to win a forum meet!

 

[Liverbirdie]

David Beckham wins a fourth term as prime minister. - this will happen, our nation is that stupid.

The ITV telephone phone votes are in - Beckham's cabinet is.........

 

[In_The_Rough]

George Galloway wins Nobel Peace Prize. Possible

Tony Blair arrested for war crimes. One can hope. Please take Jack Straw with him

Gideon Osborne passes maths gcse. Not a chance

 

[JustOne]

Pinnacle voted the No1 ball of choice :whoo: