The Euromillion Rollover

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So the Euromillion rollover is some £100m+ this week. So the great unwashed will queue up in hope and spend lunch money buying a tkt.

If you win that kind of silly money, what would you change about your golf? What will you do different?


(PS: I will queue up. If I win, I am sponsoring Woburn next year - so send me all your good karma)
 
I would retire early (32) and travel the world playing alot of top courses.
I would supply my club with some better equipment.
I would buy a bulldozer and destroy my least favourite green @ my club and pay for it to be re-built (properly).
 
It would be where I play and not how I play that would change.
Golf world tour would be the first thing but my kit would stay the same (ok maybe a fancy trolley and a new bag). I love my current set up.
Would fancy doing a New York State golf tour first, never got the change to play last year and seen sooooo many great looking courses up Catskill way.
 
after sorting out all family and friends, I would give to various childrens charities and some special cases needing trips or special drugs etc

Then...........
A few lessons with Butch Harmon
Then a 1st class tour of top USA courses in style
Possibly purchasing a house at a favourite destination whilst there,

I'd also sponsor a GM forum golf day at a top course with caddies for everyone and some fantastic prizes. Overnight accommodation for everyone as well. A goody bag on the 1st tee with a top GPS, a dozen premium balls, a top Galvin Green waterproof suit and a case of whatever drink is your favourite.
2 hole in one prizes of a £40k car and sets of Mizzies/Pings etc for nearest the pin on every par 3.

You can see I've thought about this.......:whoo:
 
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After buying a new house I'd employ a personal assistant/housekeeper to make sure I eat properly every day and that my golf stuff is kept clean and ready to go.
 
Find some land large enough to build a golf course, hire a top designer and tell him to build a golf in the shape of a spiral, with it playing clockwise.

Then stuff my lessons and just play the course utilizing my huge slice on every hole and not have to worry :)

Obviously sort out my friends and family financially, then sponsor an annual event somewhere sunny for anyone who wants to attend.

Buy some new shineys then when they don't work go out and buy some more and so on.

Play golf the Kevin Costner way not ever having to worry about the amount of balls I'm losing.

For a one off event hire a course somewhere hot and provide caddies for all, same as above, but these caddies would be on loan from Hugh Heffner, they may not know how to play of golf or advise you on club selection, but would you care? Of course similar eye candy would be provided for the ladies.

Spend all my time practicing like hell, so I could try out for the Olympics in Rio and while we're dreaming, turn pro win all the majors in the first year, get to number one in the world, get knighted for services to sport, retire while at the top.
 
DarthVega said:
after sorting out all family and friends, I would give to various childrens charities and some special cases needing trips or special drugs etc

Then...........
A few lessons with Butch Harmon
Then a 1st class tour of top USA courses in style
Possibly purchasing a house at a favourite destination whilst there,

I'd also sponsor a GM forum golf day at a top course with caddies for everyone and some fantastic prizes. Overnight accommodation for everyone as well. A goody bag on the 1st tee with a top GPS, a dozen premium balls, a top Galvin Green waterproof suit and a case of whatever drink is your favourite.
2 hole in one prizes of a £40k car and sets of Mizzies/Pings etc for nearest the pin on every par 3.

You can see I've thought about this.......:whoo:
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Ok guys .. whoever wins from the forum should adopt this ... deal ? :)
 
DarthVega said:
after sorting out all family and friends, I would give to various childrens charities and some special cases needing trips or special drugs etc

Then...........
A few lessons with Butch Harmon
Then a 1st class tour of top USA courses in style
Possibly purchasing a house at a favourite destination whilst there,

I'd also sponsor a GM forum golf day at a top course with caddies for everyone and some fantastic prizes. Overnight accommodation for everyone as well. A goody bag on the 1st tee with a top GPS, a dozen premium balls, a top Galvin Green waterproof suit and a case of whatever drink is your favourite.
2 hole in one prizes of a £40k car and sets of Mizzies/Pings etc for nearest the pin on every par 3.

You can see I've thought about this.......:whoo:
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Reading this has convinced me I need to buy a ticket or two! :D
 
DarthVega said:
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I'd also sponsor a GM forum golf day at a top course with caddies for everyone and some fantastic prizes. Overnight accommodation for everyone as well. A goody bag on the 1st tee with a top GPS, a dozen premium balls, a top Galvin Green waterproof suit and a case of whatever drink is your favourite.
2 hole in one prizes of a £40k car and sets of Mizzies/Pings etc for nearest the pin on every par 3.

You can see I've thought about this.......:whoo:
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Can I choose the cars and the caddie (obviously Hooter staff).. happy to offer to test drive..both
 
JustOne said:
After buying a new house I'd employ a personal assistant/housekeeper to make sure I eat properly every day and that my golf stuff is kept clean and ready to go.
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Why not just lodge with Homer and let his Missus take care of you like she does for him? :whistle:
 
I'd buy a house that sits alongside the 12th West at East Sussex National. It's a house I've always wanted to own so I can play to the club house then stop for brunch.

I'd spend a few months following the tours around the world including watching all four majors.

I'd also build a decent driving range in the Southampton area as they all have their negatives.
 
I'd be more than happy just to win the one million UK 'lucky dip'....

Be more than enough for me at my time of life...

Would be able to finally give up what I've hated most in my life...

Going to ruddy work :(:thup:...
 
One of the first places I would be visiting is the TM headquarters in Germany and getting fitted for a full set of clubs and take 3 lucky forumers with me to get fully fitted also and have a game on their course with the new bats.I would second the trip to Woburn next and sponsor it with lots of good prizes. We would definately have these as our caddies......http://www.eyecandycaddies.com/index.phpThen I would get the top 100 golf courses in the world index and go play them all starting at 100 and take a lucky forumer with me to each and every one. I would most definately hire a top tour coach to sort me out and just see how good I can get at this game taking it on full time. It would be interesting if money is no object just how good you can get.
 
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If I won a £100mill I'd give £95mill away to family, friends, charities and the golf club. Might buy the wife a new frock...
 
I would play golf but probably not as often as I liked as mostly I would be holidaying, setting up a business to bring my kids into/give them a future, having a custom built house sorted, sleeping with high class prossies, drinking to extreme and driving fast cars

I reckon I would last 12 months then my ticker would give up :)
 
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