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The answer is 1hour 45 minutes...

The question is how long had I left the house before realising I had ONE BROWN SHOE and ONE BLACK SHOE on !!

I have 2 pairs of the same style of shoe but one brown and one black and yesterday I got out to fuel up and looked down to see different coloured shoes...


Now its your turn. What the dumbest thing you have done recently.


PS

I went to Asda and bought black shoe polish to disguise my stoopidity.
 
When I was stationed near Weston Super Mare in the RAF, I was on a 6 week course in London. 120 miles away.
A piece of equipement had to be sent to WSM over the weekend so I volunteered to take it, getting petrol money for a trip I was going to make anyway. :)
Got halfway home and realised I'd left it in London.
Back I went, picked it up and ran out of petrol just short of Bristol.
Luckily, the next car that came along, stopped and gave me some petrol for nothing. What a nice guy :)
 
Going through security at Gatwick airport on a business trip all suited and booted - took off my shoes and had one blue stripey sock on and one red sock. Security staff all had a good laugh...

Took a trip to tie rack straight after.

It was the 6.30am to Edinburgh though
 
Going through security at Gatwick airport on a business trip all suited and booted - took off my shoes and had one blue stripey sock on and one red sock. Security staff all had a good laugh...

Took a trip to tie rack straight after.

It was the 6.30am to Edinburgh though

You had the wrong colour of tie on as well? :D
 
When I was stationed near Weston Super Mare in the RAF, I was on a 6 week course in London. 120 miles away.
A piece of equipement had to be sent to WSM over the weekend so I volunteered to take it, getting petrol money for a trip I was going to make anyway. :)
Got halfway home and realised I'd left it in London.
Back I went, picked it up and ran out of petrol just short of Bristol.

They have service stations on the M4 you know...
 
When I was stationed near Weston Super Mare in the RAF, I was on a 6 week course in London. 120 miles away.
A piece of equipement had to be sent to WSM over the weekend so I volunteered to take it, getting petrol money for a trip I was going to make anyway. :)
Got halfway home and realised I'd left it in London.
Back I went, picked it up and ran out of petrol just short of Bristol.



They have service stations on the M4 you know...

Not during WWII they didn't.

:o
 
When I was stationed near Weston Super Mare in the RAF, I was on a 6 week course in London. 120 miles away.
A piece of equipement had to be sent to WSM over the weekend so I volunteered to take it, getting petrol money for a trip I was going to make anyway. :)
Got halfway home and realised I'd left it in London.
Back I went, picked it up and ran out of petrol just short of Bristol.

They have service stations on the M4 you know...


That was the trouble with petrol rationing. :D
 
When I play with my waterproof troos on I usually roll up my chinos a bit below them to stop any water ingress. All too often after the round I'm wandering around like a mason for 2 or three hours before I notice. But at least both legs are the same colour.
 
When I play with my waterproof troos on I usually roll up my chinos a bit below them to stop any water ingress. All too often after the round I'm wandering around like a mason for 2 or three hours before I notice. But at least both legs are the same colour.

Or YOU drive 1hr 45min to Blairgowrie and realise you aint got yer shoes ;)
 
Ok serious answer here...

It was the time taken for Glastonbury to sell out it's 137500 tickets in 2007.

It's the time you should allow for the Cortona City walk. Which sounds nice.

It's how long you'll get when you pay Rp 110.00 for a sea salt scrub. If you like that sort of thing.

There you go. Not a mention of driving in sight.

Sorry, but you must have the wrong question.

 
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