JPH
Q-School Graduate
For all those who hate slow play and lack of etiquette check this out
I am in Panama for a few weeks , staying in the highlands at the moment , happy days as there is a lovely little par 30 course 6 par threes and 3 par fours , gorgeous looking with mountain streams , ponds full of massive Koi and some really demanding tee shots with water all over the shop basically , lovely , like playing in a huge posh garden , was in my element until me and missus get to the 8th , you play from an elevated tee and then have to walk down a big hill to the fairway , so tee off nice and down the middle leaving 50 yards to the green over a fast running river about ten yards wide, nice , as we are walking down the fairway a guy and his wife and kid buzz past us in a buggy and pull up in front of the green and do no more than proceed onto the green with a putter and start taking pics of their kid putting the ball about , I'm stood fifty yards away staring at them starting to fume , it's a good five or ten minutes while they shoot video and such , missus is saying " just hit into the ignorant sods " I didn't want to kill a small child so waited , eventually they wander back to their buggy and sit in it for a further couple of minutes , I play in the end right over their cart walk over bridge to green putt out and continue to next hole , tee off and am walking down the fairway when they whizz past again , oh no not again surely I thought , I'd hit a really nice drive 230 - 250 which is massive for me and we were about 150 yards to my ball as I walked down the fairway , this numpty only pulls up next to my ball picks it up and throws it to his kid in the cart , final straw I shout loudly and start to run down the fairway , oi that's my effing ball you total ( unrepeatable) , he grabs it off his kid and lodges back on the grass then speeds off in the buggy , Angry I was livid ........wasn't cheap to play here for a nine hole executive course , you'd think they wouldn't let Numptys out on such a nice tough course , let alone someone basically driving their kid about messing about grrrrrrr
I have the patience of a saint but I wanted to slap this guy
I am in Panama for a few weeks , staying in the highlands at the moment , happy days as there is a lovely little par 30 course 6 par threes and 3 par fours , gorgeous looking with mountain streams , ponds full of massive Koi and some really demanding tee shots with water all over the shop basically , lovely , like playing in a huge posh garden , was in my element until me and missus get to the 8th , you play from an elevated tee and then have to walk down a big hill to the fairway , so tee off nice and down the middle leaving 50 yards to the green over a fast running river about ten yards wide, nice , as we are walking down the fairway a guy and his wife and kid buzz past us in a buggy and pull up in front of the green and do no more than proceed onto the green with a putter and start taking pics of their kid putting the ball about , I'm stood fifty yards away staring at them starting to fume , it's a good five or ten minutes while they shoot video and such , missus is saying " just hit into the ignorant sods " I didn't want to kill a small child so waited , eventually they wander back to their buggy and sit in it for a further couple of minutes , I play in the end right over their cart walk over bridge to green putt out and continue to next hole , tee off and am walking down the fairway when they whizz past again , oh no not again surely I thought , I'd hit a really nice drive 230 - 250 which is massive for me and we were about 150 yards to my ball as I walked down the fairway , this numpty only pulls up next to my ball picks it up and throws it to his kid in the cart , final straw I shout loudly and start to run down the fairway , oi that's my effing ball you total ( unrepeatable) , he grabs it off his kid and lodges back on the grass then speeds off in the buggy , Angry I was livid ........wasn't cheap to play here for a nine hole executive course , you'd think they wouldn't let Numptys out on such a nice tough course , let alone someone basically driving their kid about messing about grrrrrrr
I have the patience of a saint but I wanted to slap this guy
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