StrangelyBrown
Tour Winner
in tiny shorts and ankle sox
What has been imagined cannot be unimagined.
Someone pass the mind bleach.
in tiny shorts and ankle sox
It is more like a trap for me. I don't agree with the view that it is total rubbish. I agree with a lot of it. I have done a slight re-write above to illustrate that it isn't necessarily the stuffy nonsense that you intend. In fact it reads like a good description of why I resigned from Devils Dyke GC in Sussex.
What has been imagined cannot be unimagined.
Someone pass the mind bleach.
Good Lord, you're right, Chris! A real pair of ne'er do wells!!!I can see why Bratty after playing your place last week with Oddsocks and Scott!
A couple of young yobo's!!
Chris
Good Lord, you're right, Chris! A real pair of ne'er do wells!!!
The next time they set foot on the hallowed turf of Westerham, it'll be a birching and the stocks for them!
no, not sexy on anyone!although quite sexy on a female
Eminently sensible suggestion Bratty, I am sure that a round with a, soon to be Captain, would have been so much more of my style and, who knows, priority on the tee maybe?
Chris
Word's got round then?
I had to decline the offer, as I just couldn't spend the time I would want to allocate at present. Maybe in a few years' time though.
And you'll be first on my priority tee-time list, Chris!
Sir I read to the halfway point of your letter, no reason to read any further and I must say that I find myself in total accord . Both here and at my club I find myself unable to move for used car salesmen ,tradespersons and peddlers of golfing aids. Damned lot of em should be horse whipped. I blame the labour government for giving the lower classes ideas above their station. If I had my way the welfare state would be abolished, the coal mines would be re-opened and national service re-introduced, a couple of years fighting Jonny foreigner followed by gainfull employment somewhere in the bowels of the earth would make the beggers happier and what is more, it would make men of em -pink shirts and electric golf carts - Indeed Sir, the world truely has gone mad.
I remain respectfuly yours