Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
Actually, in all seriousness, I've spoken to several people recently who would consider moving to Scotland if the Yes vote won. All Northerners though. Maybe we could just move the border south?
About 20% of our village are English
The buy oor hooses cheaply then completely lower the tone of the place......
....by putting burglar alarms outside their houses.
16 years I've lived here and one recorded crime [a child's cycle stolen]