Rory files for divorce.

[Red devil]

Notification from the Times that Rory Mcilroy has filed for divorce today.
Well, well.

 

[Deleted member 29109]

Notification from the Times that Rory Mcilroy has filed for divorce today.
Well, well.

Well well what?

 

[Red devil]

Well well what?

It coming out of nowhere like that

 

[clubchamp98]

Didn’t seem to bother him at the weekend!

 

[Deleted member 21784]

Didn’t seem to bother him at the weekend!

Last time he ditched his Mrs he won a major

Bit drastic but needs must

 

[SteveW86]

Seriously come on, this news does not warrant its own thread.

Surely we have better things to talk about.

 

[Mel Smooth]

I’d imagine he’s a nightmare husband tbh…

“What do you want for tea Rory - chips? “

“Yeah, I mean like, erm, chips would be grand”


“Chips then”

“Sure, chips it is, I love chips, can’t wait for my chips…….
But like, erm , so yeah…have we got any mash”

“You want mash…?”

“Yeah mash, no wait chips, mash, chips….” (Dials phone)…” Tiger, what do I need to have for my tea…”

More Flip Flops than Foot Locker that lad…

 

[Imurg]

Stay classy Mel...

 

[Deleted member 29109]

I’d imagine he’s a nightmare husband tbh…

“What do you want for tea Rory - chips? “

“Yeah, I mean like, erm, chips would be grand”


“Chips then”

“Sure, chips it is, I love chips, can’t wait for my chips…….
But like, erm , so yeah…have we got any mash”

“You want mash…?”

“Yeah mash, no wait chips, mash, chips….” (Dials phone)…” Tiger, what do I need to have for my tea…”

More Flip Flops than Foot Locker that lad…

Maybe they were having trouble deciding which country was the best to live in.

Some people find that difficult!

 

[Oddsocks]

I reckon he was trying to wear his t shirt untucked and she put her foot down.

 

[Mel Smooth]

Stay classy Mel...

Always do squire.

It’s a little bit of fun, that a blind man on a galloping horse would have recognised.

 

[Mel Smooth]

Maybe they were having trouble deciding which country was the best to live in.

Some people find that difficult!

You spelt county wrong and the answer is Yorkshire.

 

[howbow88]

The old man banter in this thread is very cringey.

 

[Neilds]

It coming out of nowhere like that

I suspect he may have given it quite a bit of thought but maybe didn’t feel he needed to tell everyone- especially you?

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Not sure this either has any value or will end well so I'm going to stop it now.