Room 101

[JohnnyDee]

People who speak with that upward vocal inflection at the end of every phrase.

Male drivers wearing blue anoraks and flat caps.

The repetitive (and spectacularly unfunny) character traits of Cpl. Jones in Dad's Army

Cat obsessives

 

[Beezerk]

Male drivers wearing blue anoraks and flat caps.

I was driving down the M74 near the borders this afternoon and I saw an old guy with brown leather driving gloves on, he looked proper dapper in them driving his Honda Jazz. I nearly swerved into the central reservation trying to get a second look

 

[SocketRocket]

I was driving down the M74 near the borders this afternoon and I saw an old guy with brown leather driving gloves on, he looked proper dapper in them driving his Honda Jazz. I nearly swerved into the central reservation trying to get a second look

Did they have those knitted string tops?

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[Beezerk]

Did they have those knitted string tops?

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It was you wasn't it

 

[Slime]

What DO you eat?

Cauliflour,
Liver, plenty of liver,
Sprouts ...................... by the bucket load,
Cheese, pounds of it, but ONLY cheddar,
Cream,
Steak,
Mashed potato,
White bread,
Bacon,
Eggs,
Fish fingers ....................... in sandwich form,
Salted crisps ..................... also in sandwich form,
Milk chocolate,
more double cream, (on chips),
Satsumas,
and a Magnum Classic every night!

He drinks his own urine allegedly.

That's not MY urine!
Actually I drink milk, tea and beer ..................... in that order.


Slime.

 

[richart]

People who speak with that upward vocal inflection at the end of every phrase.

Male drivers wearing blue anoraks and flat caps.

The repetitive (and spectacularly unfunny) character traits of Cpl. Jones in Dad's Army

Cat obsessives

It's almost as if you know me.

 

[Pin-seeker]

Phil Thompson

 

[sawtooth]

People who park in disabled/ parent and child spaces
People who take 2 car park spaces
tailgaters
Golf bag accessories like ball sponge, tee holder, brush,
Political correctness (gone mad)
Sepp Blatter
Adrian Durham

 

[Tongo]

Gogglebox

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Gogglebox

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I know it's wrong but I like it.

 

[Rooter]

People who park in disabled/ parent and child spaces

Would you head literally explode if you saw a disabled parent parking?

 

[SocketRocket]

It was you wasn't it

Only if the cap was on backwards

 

[Rumpokid]

Should only have one go at this so here goes:
1.Fat middle aged men who dress and act like their kids when on holiday..Sports direct, you know the score.
2.Jeremy Kyle..Say no more.
3.Daily/SundayMailophobia..You know who you are..Daily sport is a a crap paper..But hey, live and let live.
4.Drivers who stop at roundabouts for no apparent reason.
5.Clattered looking forged irons.Should not be passed on second hand, as pre-loved..Head covers all the way!!
6.Foodbanks..No need surely in a country which is doing so well!!!
7.Eastern European sand artists..Dog -in-a-bag sand sculpture outside WH Smith doesn't do it for me..Got to be Disney Land castle on a beach in Benidorm...
8.Cold,rainy weather...
Hee,Hee like this thread, but, alas no more...Could write a book..

 

[sawtooth]

Would you head literally explode if you saw a disabled parent parking?

Oops maybe I wasnt very clear.

People who park in disabled spaces and parent and child spaces when they shouldnt do. Really winds me up.

 

[the smiling assassin]

Old people
Thicko's
Ugly people
Gingers.

The world would be a better place with me in charge. #RootersBritain

Umm so I take it that dude in your avatar isn't you then... 3of4... jus' sayin'

 

[SocketRocket]

Oops maybe I wasnt very clear.

People who bark in disabled spaces and parent and child spaces when they shouldnt do. Really winds me up.

Yea! Makes me howling mad as well

 

[Deleted member 1740]

Oops maybe I wasnt very clear.

People who park in disabled spaces and parent and child spaces when they shouldnt do. Really winds me up.

Is that because you wanted to park there instead

 

[Tongo]

Selfies. Its all become a bit ridiculous now.

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Selfies. Its all become a bit ridiculous now.

Not all selfies surely ??

 

[Duckster]

Anyone driving a large 4x4 who has zero intension of ever going off road.
Horses on main roads
Tangy haribo things
People (well one person who I have seen) using a laser range finder in a greenside, yes flamin GREENSIDE bunker. It's 12 yards you wazzock!
Yorkshire