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Slightly controversial but would ban buggies for all but those with a medical reason to use one. Was stuck behind a soceity group in 2 buggies today constantly zig zagging across the fairway to each others balls. Made the round far slower.
 
People walking around supermarkets talking on handsfree... why?... your hands are free

Oh my lord, what about Billy no mates who has had a mobile phone for 10 years and the only calls he gets are wrong numbers and he wears the BLOO TOOF ear piece !!!!!


I wanna slap the BLOO TOOF right through his hallow head !!!!
 
madandra.

Just thought of another.
Again billy no mates that keeps checking his phone every two minutes to see if he has still not received any calls.

The bloody phone rings when someone is trying to contact you.. IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
The idiot with the old motorola the size of a brick with one monotone ringtone that wears it on his belt, at the front in a leather case! GRRRRRRR!
 
1. socks with sandals
2. reality tv
3. 3/4 length camouflaged 'shorts' on the course
4. soaps
5. 3/4 length length 'shorts' anywhere
6. reality tv
7. the nerdy look trousers that are worn well above the ankle
8. soaps
9. buggies (except for those with a valid medical certificate)
10. soaps
11. reality tv
12. hotel restaurants that 'require' long trousers for meals then do nothing about the ignorant slob who walks in with shorts and sleeveless top sharing his Eau de BO
13. the ignorant slob
 
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