Liverbirdie
Ryder Cup Winner
I had a cheap pair of Adidas football boots that lasted 5 years. They looked exactly like the did the day I got them. The only thing that prompted me to buy a new pair was the insole was starting to wear.
I am in the process of returning a pair of Adidas copa Mundial. The stitching has come away on one of the stripes and the sole is coming off the front of both boots. Worn about 7 times .
Scenario 1 - You wore through your nice Adidas tracksuit bottoms, through bench splinters.
Scenario 2 - Your now getting a game, as fortuitously, fat jimmy and Larry the lame are both injured at the same time.