Pudding or no pudding?

I hate the taste of it, I hate the smell of it & I hate the look of it, especially when hidden under a blanket of a disgusting fluid called custard.

After the main course I'll be having a nice floury bap full of Lurpak and four hot sprouts..........mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Slime.
 
Just got changed into my Best Dinner suit ready to go out to a party, had a Christmas pud in the oven. Opened the door to check if it was cooked when it exploded.


Now I have:

Pudding on my Top Hat,
Pudding on my Bow Tie,
Pudding on my Tails.


Merry Xmas Hic.
 
Pudding with a large dollop of clotted cream. Bring on that heart attack :eek:
 
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