SocketRocket
Ryder Cup Winner
Bristolian started out as a form of English language but over time it has bifrocated into a unique form like sanskrit and Basque.
Bit rich, though, coming from someone from/in East Lunn!
Certainly not in the 'class' of the Birmingham or Black Country ones - or 'heart' of Glasgow! Liverpudlian can be pretty nasal too (eg Ringo).
At the other end of the scale...Female (though not Male) Dublin one is gorgeous imo. Some other Irish ones are 'not to my taste' either!
My own Kiwi one has probably softened slightly, but still recognisable as Antipodean. But I certainmly agree with a couppe of descriptions...
1. Queen's English spoken with the tongue sitting on the botton of the mouth like a dead fish. (Dame Ngaio Marsh, who also described Aussie one as 'as if constantly squinting from the sun').
2. Proper English spoken as if with a constant cold.
Oh, and FWIW Schofield actually started his TV career in New Zealand!