People who deserve the Nobel

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Sure the Hadron Colloider does important things but as I sip yet another cup of Blackcurrent Lemsip, surely the blokes who came up with the idea of flavoured paracetamol in warm water deserve a Nobel prize..

Anyone in this category?
 
The guy, or girl, that invented ring pulls for cans. No need for a tin opener.

Ryder Cup on. Pizza table to the left, mini beer fridge to the right. Full English being prepped by HID. If Carlsberg did Ryder Cup Fridays...
 
The guy who invented the door knocker definitely gets the "no bell" prize
Don't worry I've already got my coat 😁

The man who was arrested yesterday for continuously using the church bells for six hours was today awarded this year's No Peace Bell Prize.

Trevor McDoughnut, Tiswas, 1981.
 
The guy who invented the door knocker definitely gets the "no bell" prize

Don't worry I've already got my coat 😁

The man who invented the flushing toilet. Everything was a pile of crap until then.

Can you get my coat on your way please?
 
The person who invented the tea bag. Before then you need a tea pot, tea strainer etc. No funny looks going through customs with tea bags in your suitcase, not sure if it would be the same if you were carrying a small bag of loose tea leaves.

The tea bag makes life simpler.
 
Inventor of the Sky Caddie. Thank you everytime I play.
 
The inventor of Sky Plus. A system so easy I now no longer get regular phone calls from my in laws asking how to set the video, why didn't the video record, what did YOU tell me that was incorrect?
 
I think our old friend Cabby would say Dr Stableford deserves the accolade :)
 
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