bobmac
Major Champion
Jimmy is out playing golf by himself one day when a bolt of lightening heralds the arrival of GOD right next to him.
GOD explains who he is and tells Jimmy he has granted him one wish.
Jimmy thinks about it for a few seconds and replies
"I'd like you to build a bridge from here to Florida.
I fly there every year to play golf and it would be great to be able to just drive accross".
God replies
"Have you any idea how far that is...it's 1000's of miles. Even for me, that would be a huge undertaking.
Why dont you have another think and I'll meet you back here tomorrow"
The next day, sure enough GOD appears and says
"well, have you thought of another wish" ?
Jimmy replies
"Yes. I would like to be able to understand women. Their subtle nuances, why they say no when they mean yes, why it takes them 2 hours to get ready, why chocolate and shoes are so important in their lives etc etc etc."
GOD consideers Jimmy's new request and asks
"Ok, how many lanes do you want on this bridge"?
GOD explains who he is and tells Jimmy he has granted him one wish.
Jimmy thinks about it for a few seconds and replies
"I'd like you to build a bridge from here to Florida.
I fly there every year to play golf and it would be great to be able to just drive accross".
God replies
"Have you any idea how far that is...it's 1000's of miles. Even for me, that would be a huge undertaking.
Why dont you have another think and I'll meet you back here tomorrow"
The next day, sure enough GOD appears and says
"well, have you thought of another wish" ?
Jimmy replies
"Yes. I would like to be able to understand women. Their subtle nuances, why they say no when they mean yes, why it takes them 2 hours to get ready, why chocolate and shoes are so important in their lives etc etc etc."
GOD consideers Jimmy's new request and asks
"Ok, how many lanes do you want on this bridge"?
