SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
I like our pair of buzzards - watched one of them attack a nosey crow last weekend - swooping around the crow trying to get its talons into it. Not keen on our grey squirrels - rats with bushy tails IMO.
not what you need when teeing off
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Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Don't trust em, they'll have your finger off
Why do you think I don't offer them my nuts?
Paul_Stewart
Tour Rookie
We now have two gay ducks that hang round the putting green. We've tried to tell them their arrangement is now legal in Ireland but they seem happy enough staying in Surrey. An unofficial club logo is being designed featuring them but I fear for how disgusting the design is going to be 
Ads749r
Head Pro
Useful on partners when they are letting you down.
Hahaha the transfer window is open now.
1. Incase I see mick hucknell (simply red)
2. Knocking the red tee markers back in after I've had to move them to take my second shot.
3. Shushing man utd fans.
seems to be a red theme going there, same colour of squirrels blood too.
