not what you need when teeing off

I like our pair of buzzards - watched one of them attack a nosey crow last weekend - swooping around the crow trying to get its talons into it. Not keen on our grey squirrels - rats with bushy tails IMO.
 
We now have two gay ducks that hang round the putting green. We've tried to tell them their arrangement is now legal in Ireland but they seem happy enough staying in Surrey. An unofficial club logo is being designed featuring them but I fear for how disgusting the design is going to be ;)
 
Useful on partners when they are letting you down.:whistle:

Can be long surely.......
Hahaha the transfer window is open now.
What are the other?
1. Incase I see mick hucknell (simply red)
2. Knocking the red tee markers back in after I've had to move them to take my second shot.
3. Shushing man utd fans.

seems to be a red theme going there, same colour of squirrels blood too.
 
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