NeverMiss™ Putt Technology!

[Orikoru]

Just seen some golf balls advertising their 'NeverMiss™ Technology' - what do you reckon it is? You'll kick yourself...

They drew a line on it.

Groundbreaking! And for only £29 a box, the same price as about four dozen black Sharpie pens.


"The NeverMiss™ Putt Line is a HUGE tool to help you one and two putt your way around the course as you have alignment from the ball to the hole. "

Hang on, how are you two-putting if you Never Miss ™ ???

 

[Dan2501]

Genius that. It's from "Official Golf" though so must be legit, it's official!

 

[Springveldt]

It's like Callaway's "Tripletrack technology". Can't wait for "Quadtrack technology" next year.

 

[Canary_Yellow]

You joke, but if people will spend £400 on a new driver solely based on the premise they'll hit it further.....

 

[Orikoru]

You joke, but if people will spend £400 on a new driver solely based on the premise they'll hit it further.....

They're not spending an extra £400 for a line painted on it though are they??

 

[Canary_Yellow]

They're not spending an extra £400 for a line painted on it though are they??

No, although the line on the ball is probably more likely to lower their scores than the new driver

 

[Orikoru]

No, although the line on the ball is probably more likely to lower their scores than the new driver

It's also something you can draw on your existing balls for free so why not do both!

 

[Canary_Yellow]

Haha! Yes, indeed.

 

[Neilds]

Not the first company to use the line as a selling point. I know Vice call it KIL for keep in line or something and it is the same markings that are on most balls, which many of us use to line up the putt

 

[Bunkermagnet]

So what happens when you miss?

 

[huds1475]

I have never miss Technology, he's called Eric

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Surely this is a breach of trade descriptions once the first one flies past the hole !!!!

Manufacturers have been extolling the virtue of lines for years from Triple Track the new lines on the Titleist Tour Soft. Comes down to the basic of picking the line and pace and there ain't a line in the world going to help that

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Surely this is a breach of trade descriptions once the first one flies past the hole !!!!

Manufacturers have been extolling the virtue of lines for years from Triple Track the new lines on the Titleist Tour Soft. Comes down to the basic of picking the line and pace and there ain't a line in the world going to help that

As they are calling it"never miss technology". the moment the first one does would entitle you to a full refund, or compensation as a breach of trade descriptions as you say or false advertising

 

[HomerJSimpson]

As they are calling it"never miss technology". the moment the first one does would entitle you to a full refund, or compensation as a breach of trade descriptions as you say or false advertising

No doubt they'll be something in the small print about user error invalidating the never miss technology and so no refund due. Definitely a bold claim

 

[need_my_wedge]

To be fair, they do also say

"Official Golf Balls have been engineered to give you that extra distance while reducing side spin to help you stay on line. "

Not sure that's enough for me though, I'm out.

 

[Dan2501]

They have a full money back guarantee up to 30 days after purchase, go on @Orikoru take one for the team and find out if they never miss

 

[Orikoru]

They have a full money back guarantee up to 30 days after purchase, go on @Orikoru take one for the team and find out if they never miss

If I had a youtube channel I would. Hopefully James Robinson or somebody picks them up.

 

[jmf1488]

I think their target audience is the non golfer buying Christmas/birthday presents for a golf relative.

 

[Dan2501]

If I had a youtube channel I would. Hopefully James Robinson or somebody picks them up.

Nah, get @HomerJSimpson on the case. Do it for the subs Homer.

 

[robbeh32]

They have a full money back guarantee up to 30 days after purchase, go on @Orikoru take one for the team and find out if they never miss

But what happens if you've lost them all before then?