More Friday Fun

[19th]

Got my son an iPhone for his birthday the other week.

Recently got my daughter an iPod for her birthday.

I was dead pleased when the family got together and bought me an iPad for Father’s day.

Got my wife an iRon for her birthday.





It was around then that the fight started......

 

[drawboy]

I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday? she replied I want nothing off of you. Don't be like that, I said, c'mon what do you want? again she answered I want nothing off you. I came back with surely there must be something you want? O'k she said seeing as you have asked I want a divorce! I thought for a moment and said You can get stuffed, I'm not spending that much.

 

[viscount17]

I asked my partner what she wanted for her birthday, she too said 'nothing'. so I got it for her. was she pleased? Not a bit of it.

 

[thecraw]

You could at least of got her clamidia!

 

[madandra]

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas that would make her happy.


She said ....













A widows pension