Misheard Lyrics

[vig]

Not had a light hearted post of this nature for a while, hapless must be busy.

I'll start the ball rolling

More than a woman - tavares
I used to think they were singing Bald headed woman


Let them roll folks

 

[Smiffy]

Somebody on the telly mentioned that when they heard Celine Dion signing the theme to Titanic, when she sung "the heart does go on" it sounded like "the hot dogs go on"...

Everytime I listen to that song now (which isn't very often I'll admit ) I can't help but hear her sing "hotdogs"

 

[Atticus_Finch]

"Bad Moon Rising" by Creedence Clearwater Revival when they sing "There's a bad moon on the rise" sounds a lot like "There's a bathroom on the right".

 

[haplesshacker]

Ta Vig. Great thread idea.

Do you mean to say that I have a reputation for such things?

Landscape - Einstein a go go. My brother thought it was 'instant coco'!

I'm sure to find loads more. But that's it straight off the top of my head for now. I'll be back!

 

[Atticus_Finch]

My friends wee brother used to sing
"Eggs, Soldiers, Beans & Toast, Beans & Toast" instead of
"Heads, Shoulders, Knees and toes"

 

[vig]

Bohemian Rhapsody - The devil has a sideboard

 

[Whereditgo]

Was giving my daughter a lift a couple of weeks back and Kaiser Chiefs were on the CD, when I predict a Riot came on daughter informs me that her mum sings "I have got Tourettes!"

 

[Atticus_Finch]

Of course you've got the classic "FRIED CHICKEN" at the end of "One Vision"

 

[Imurg]

Don Henley - Boy's of Summer
He definitely sings " Your Bra Stap Shines In The Sun"

And if I remember correctly Elvis Costello had a huge hit with "Olive the Zombie"

 

[vig]

Elvis Costello had a huge hit with "Olive the Zombie"

PMSL

 

[EaseNgrace]

I used to think the Take That song - Relight my fire, was 'We like my fire'

 

[Parmo]

Kingsmen - Louie, louie

 

[Imurg]

Hot Chocolate's I believe in Miracles sounds like I believe in Milko!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I always thought Abbas Chiquitita was called Chicken Tikka

 

[AMcC]

Two I remember

bicycle pump by the three degrees - my simple heart and
la is a bun eater by Madonna - La isla bonita of course.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Of course there is also the famous Sue Lawley (So Lonely) by the Police

 

[AMcC]

Just read this one on the BBC Scotland sport reports.

"My wife has left me. Took my Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish. Totally gutted... No woman, no Sky."

 

[madandra]

Did anyine see the woman auditioning for a foreign X factor or talent show who sung Maria Carey's hit 'Ken Lee'
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I KEN LEE ...... WHEN LEEING IS WITOUT YOO !!!!!


I pished maself

 

[Basher]

What about ABBA's all time classic:

Take your teeth out tell me what's wrong! - Chicatita (sp)

 

[bogside84]

Bohemian Rhapsody - The devil has a sideboard

Same song

Spare him his life from a roll in sausages