London golf club meet 1/11/09- 31/03/10

[welshjim22]

Get the ice pack out.

For the others, any new excuses as to why you won't play well?

Beware the injured golfer and all that.....

Well as your asking in addition to being a 28 handicapper who is attending weekly lessons to improve, another tomorrow, it now appears after todays 2 mile run that i have suspected shin splints. here is of course the argument that the worse i play the longer it takes and therefore the more time away from the wife.

 

[Smiffy]

And to think I didn't go because of my arm.
The way it's turning out, I would have cleaned up!!

 

[USER1999]

Not really, I'm fit, and Hywels, well, Hywell. That puts you third at least. And it's 7000 yards long. Your car won't go that far.

 

[Smiffy]

Not really, I'm fit, and Hywels, well, Hywell. That puts you third at least. And it's 7000 yards long. Your car won't go that far.

You being fit wouldn't have worried me.
But Hywel?
That's another story.

Might I suggest that before you start you all put your "wager" on the middle of the table and just let him pick it up. Make the bugger carry it all the way round.

 

[USER1999]

And pay it in 10p's ?

 

[Leftie]

How was the bionic shoulder holding up?

I was going to save that excuse for later

 

[AuburnWarrior]

24 hours to go!!!!

My shoulder's better - I'm back to being a 100% golfing beast!!!!

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!

 

[USER1999]

I've got a spinter in my thumb.

 

[Deleted member 1418]

I've got a pain in my arris! Oh hold on, that's my boss and he won't be there!! 100% fit then. Looking forward to it.

 

[JustOne]

I've got a spinter in my thumb.

Ouch! Must be bad if you can't type the letter L

 

[USER1999]

Dug it out with a scalpel, so can now type Ls with no problems.

Just need to get my car back from the menders and we are go.

 

[rickg]

Just realised, I don't know anyone.....how will I recognise you all???
Will you be wearing a carnation and carrying a copy of GM under your arm???

 

[USER1999]

Yep, I'm easily recognised. Just look for the prat.

Just phoned, and trolleys are on today, and so should be tomorrow.

 

[Smiffy]

Just realised, I don't know anyone.....how will I recognise you all???

You will recognise Hywel. He'll be the one on the range hitting his 7 iron over the 250 yard fence.
Murph will be dressed like a prat.
Leftie will be the little wrinkled old man you see on the practice putting green.

 

[JustOne]

Murph will be dressed like a prat.
Leftie will be the little wrinkled old man you see on the practice putting green.

..and you wanna know why everyone says you smell of piss?!

 

[Smiffy]

..and you wanna know why everone says you smell of piss?!

Because I do?

 

[AuburnWarrior]

I'll be the Brad Pitt/David Beckham lookalike - dressed like Poulter on a bad day....

 

[USER1999]

Let me have a little guess, Hywel will be wearing......Red. Do golf shirts come in any other colour?

Me, I need to peruse the wardrobe, and see what leaps out at me. I'm thinking orange, maybe mixed with pink and purple. But then that leaves blue out. So many choices. So many shoes too. And hats.

 

[AuburnWarrior]

See you all tomorrow.

I'll be wearing a white Mizuno polo neck underneath a black and white striped PING top.

I'll either be in the bar stuffing my face, on the practice area or on the putting green....

Proper looking forward to the day....

 

[rickg]

White Under Armour baseline, Black Callaway polo, Pale Blue Mizuno Jumper, Purple check Ping trousers. Not sure yet what colour boxers & socks!!!!