Lee Westwood. OBE

[bobmac]

Suggestions on a postcard please

 

[Brookesy]

Congratulations on your major win last year


Lee: Sorry maam youve got the wrong guy, that was rory!

 

[Piece]

Lee: me short game is gash my Queen. Tips?

Liz: aye that it is. Forward press is the key. Just ask BobMac. He sorted me right royally out. Now move on...

 

[papyt]

her majesty" Andrew says you and him have played around"," i wouldn't say that your majesty,it was just a peck on the cheek!"

 

[chunkiesgreat]

the queen- 'lee could you just go over the s-t swing principles again'
Lee- 'What again!'

 

[Hobbit]

Queen, "and how do you mark your balls?"
Westy, "KY ma'am."

 

[SocketRocket]

Queen: Wht do you think of these Mizuno Mp63's?
Lee: Bit shiney.

 

[Scouser]

Queen " You make the game look V-Easy I wish I could play!"

Lee "its all in the practice"

 

[alldownhill]

Westwood: Thankyou for the Medal Maam

Queen: That's the easiest medal you'll ever win, I saw your chipping the other day on the 18th in the middleeast!

 

[bobmac]

Her Madge...You haven't brought Smiffy with you I hope?
Lee............No, he's gone to a lap dancing club.

 

[HawkeyeMS]

Lee: "Thank you ma'am, it's a great honour"
Queen: "You are welcome, now get out there and do something to earn it"

 

[moogie]

Lee Westwood OBE ...... O nes B ackside E jected ......... Many many times, particularly at the US Open not too long ago, thus why he has NEVER Won a Major

 

[DappaDonDave]

Lee - hello your majesty
Queen - I don't know why you're getting this, even Darren Clarke can win a major

 

[Doh]

Queen;Tell me Mr Westwood have you got rocketballs

Lee; No your majesty just the normal one's

 

[moogie]

Queen;Tell me Mr Westwood have you got rocketballs

Lee; No your majesty just the normal one's

NO Your Majesty -- in the final Round of a Major I have got NO Balls when it comes to those high pressure Chips and PUTTS..............

 

[Achilles]

Queen: Phillip and I both think your work is the bomb you 'Big Dawg'. Keep it real baby.
Lee: I think you're confusing me with Tim...

 

[daymond]

Q "How's your five iron going"
W "Don't need it, got gas central heating now"

 

[goldenbare]

Queen: do you think I should see more knuckles on my left hand on the sword when knighting People?
Lee: I'll come back in a couple of years after not winning a major for a close up look and tell you

 

[SatchFan]

Lee - "F**k"

Queen - "Now remember what your mum said to you..."

 

[USER1999]

Queenie, here's your medal, but if you don't win a major I'll have it back.

Lee, well you might as well take it now then.