It looks like a little different.

[time_vans]

Can someone tell me what time the 10 o'clock news comes on.

9 o clock........dummy

 

[teetime72]

What about when the clocks go forward.

 

[Imurg]

Can the OP please put another sales pitch on coz I havn't had this much fun in ages!!

 

[toyboy54]

big_russ......Did you say a beer?Cheers my new friend,I'll have a pint of Tennents lager THANKS!!

 

[HTL]

Great stuff lads, gutted I missed out on the banter.

Best pie for me is Chicken and Leek with ketchup, yum yum!!!

 

[big_russ]

I've got to nip out to the shop. Does anyone want anything.

 

[USER1999]

Top pie, but not with ketchup. Oh and short crust pastry too, none of this mile high puffed up cardboard stuff they put on pies these days. Proper pies get proper pastry.

 

[forefortheday]

I've got to nip out to the shop. Does anyone want anything.

20 Lambert and a bag of sherbert please my man!

 

[HTL]

Top pie, but not with ketchup. Oh and short crust pastry too, none of this mile high puffed up cardboard stuff they put on pies these days. Proper pies get proper pastry.

Careful that pie don't turn into a pasty mate!

Oh, I will have a Mars from the shop, Ta.

 

[USER1999]

Any thing shiny will do, you know the sort of thing, anything with 5 stars in what hifi will be perfect. Oh, and some chips.

 

[big_russ]

Can we make a list. I cant remember all that lot.

 

[flandango]

I just farted and it stinks!

 

[USER1999]

Luckily the smell doesn't travel over the inter webby thing.

 

[adamk15]

I get a perfect pie from the butchers round the corner every sunday:

At the bottom is bacon, then a flat sausage then mashed potato and topped with baked beans. A wee bit of ketchup and the banquet is done. The best news is that it costs 80p! Class!

Brilliant everyone! Btw I'm still a stranger but ive logged on almost everyday since i joined about a week ago. When will this change?

 

[flandango]

I got some brand new Taylor Made stuff for sale. Anything you want, any size and left or right handed.

I'm not a dealer or nuffin I just got a really big garage and my missus is sleeping with the MD.

Go to www.mywifeforgolfstuff.com (don't bother it's not real).

 

[Smiffy]

I've got to nip out to the shop. Does anyone want anything.

Just been down Tesco's with the Missus.
Treated myself to a nice Steak & Potato pie, a couple of whopping great Aberdeen Angus Beefburgers (I'll have them on Thursday with chips and peas and brown sauce) and some lovely looking cheesecake (cost a bleeding fortune)...
Got a nice home made chicken curry tonight followed by pancakes and maple syrup/cream.
Parp!

 

[haplesshacker]

Got to admit that I have been laughing my socks off reading the whole of this thread tonight, (annoying the Mrs in the process!).

I'm feeling the love now.

Anyone got some good pasta sauces recipes, as I'm getting bored with the stuff from the Mrs

Anyone watching the exploding whale story? (BTW I'm trying to eat

 

[USER1999]

Wales explode! htl won't be happy!

 

[vig]

I've honestly got nothing to add but can I just say that this is the most amusing, humerous post i've read in ages. BRAVO!!!!

 

[HTL]

Wales explode! htl won't be happy!

Bravo! Good work mate, just gave me a right giggle. I am watching UFC 90, Mrs out running so having man time watching massive dudes kick s**t out of each other.

Pasta sauce = Can of chopped tomatoes, good balsamic vinegar, chopped aubergine + courgette, Tabasco, salt, pepper - DONE.