Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
You can see why I didn't want to go in there now...I'd have been raped.
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I'm going to be on the site all night........
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bobmac
Major Champion
You can see why I didn't want to go in there now...I'd have been raped.
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You mean Graped...there's a bunch of them.
chrisd
Major Champion
Sorry, its early Saturday and I have just logged in at work but I'm having trouble working out which one you Smiffy as there doesn't appear to be anyone wearing white trousers???
Chris
Chris
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
You've got a "thing" about those white trousers haven't you?
chrisd
Major Champion
Sussed it in one Smiffy!
It's jealousy.
At my state of advancing years, if I wore some, the left leg would turn a fetching shade of yellow before 18 holes were up. Get past 50 mate and its black black black all the way.
Chris
It's jealousy.
At my state of advancing years, if I wore some, the left leg would turn a fetching shade of yellow before 18 holes were up. Get past 50 mate and its black black black all the way.
Chris
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Got to be honest, I don't like the Ping ones now I actually have them. The material is waaayyyy too thin. Feels like seersucker and is a right bastid to iron. The seams down the legs are all puckered up and I know if I wear them they won't hang right.
I bought a pair of these the other day (top ones)...
http://www.onlybowls.com/gents_clothing.html
Luckily, they are not "pleated" and they feel superb as well as fit perfectly.
I'm going to look right smart in them I am
I bought a pair of these the other day (top ones)...
http://www.onlybowls.com/gents_clothing.html
Luckily, they are not "pleated" and they feel superb as well as fit perfectly.
I'm going to look right smart in them I am
chrisd
Major Champion
Better get a move on Smiffy they only have one pair left in 44/31 size!
In the list of games that you cam play wearing them it didnt include golf!
Chris
In the list of games that you cam play wearing them it didnt include golf!
Chris
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
I got the last 36/31's they had
chrisd
Major Champion
I got the last 36/31's they had
Women do that!
Buy clothes too small to force themselves to take the diet seriously!
Chris
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Yeah. My legs are quite a bit longer than 31"
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Couple of milfs there smiffy pal......after 8 pints of stella 
chrisd
Major Champion
Yeah. My legs are quite a bit longer than 31"
With the new equality laws that are coming in that won't be a problem as men and women will be able to wear the trousers that come halfway down the calfs!
Chris
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Couple of milfs there smiffy pal......after 8 pints of stella
Oiii!!! My Missus is amongst that lot
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Deleted member 1740
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Couple of milfs there smiffy pal......after 8 pints of stella
Oiii!!! My Missus is amongst that lot
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Couple of milfs there smiffy pal......after 8 pints of stella
Oiii!!! My Missus is amongst that lot
We'll keep it our little secret
drawboy
Tour Winner
Ah! the older woman and wine, what a combination...Wine helping middle aged men get their leg over twice a year since 1066 AD, whether they want it or not.
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Go on smiffy tell us which ones Mrs Smiffy??
bobmac
Major Champion
The pretty one on the left
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Guest
The pretty one on the left
Bloody hell Bob how many stella's have you had this morning??
rickg
Money List Winner
I'm surprised Mrs Smiffy allows you to keep that huge DVD porn collection in the lounge. 
