I'm going to be on the site all night........

[alwaysunderpar]

Smiffy, Cheers for the witty comments earlier, this is quite a witty forum to join. Move to France Smiffy, that way you get a big house with a pool and second lounge, problem solved, SKY Sports package! (all the price of a 2 bed flat in the centre of the smoke)

Hello to everybody...

 

[Smiffy]

Smiffy, Cheers for the witty comments earlier, this is quite a witty forum to join.

Is it?
Is there another sub section I've missed then?

 

[alwaysunderpar]

Indeed, it would seem that way. Do you know Neal Mcfarlane at Seaford College? What a small world..

 

[bigslice]

I've just eaten!!!!!! I can see Smiffy now, peeling off those little white trousers to a living room full of drunken women. He'd love it. He doth protest too much about their appearance. Has to be one looker amongst them

i think if it was the husbands, then smiffy would strip! come on anyone who takes a 6 iron for 135 yards, has to play for the other team .

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I presume any gaps in Smiffy's replies means his put the maids outfit back on to serve the next round of drinks and nibbles. Bet the fishnets are really chaffing

 

[RGDave]

...if anybody has got any technical questions on their swing, or any other aspect of their game, please ask.
I have 24 years experience

Dear Uncle Smiffy.
The other day, on my way to play golf, I got concerned I might have left some things at home, so I pulled over into a MacDonalds, picked up a coffee in the drive-through and emptied my bag in the car park. An attractive young lady came over and showed some interest in my goings on explaining that she too played golf. I showed her my Wilson Spine and explained the story of cutting it down. According to her, the shaft might now play a little stiffer but she said "that's good for her" and she gave me her business card. Would you advise me to call her to assess the flex in my shaft, or should I go the custom fitting route?

 

[Smiffy]

Dear Uncle Smiffy.
The other day I emptied my bag in McDonalds car park

I nearly got arrested for that once. And it wasn't as if the place was open either

 

[rickg]

Ha!! Smiffy giving golf advice....

According to the rules of golf, advice is "any counsel or suggestion made by one golfer to another about the choice of club, method of play or making of a shot, which contains no more than five errors of fact, contradictory statements or harmful recommendations. Six or more such pieces of misinformation or misinstruction shall constitute a formal golf lesson."

 

[kid2]

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[kid2]

...if anybody has got any technical questions on their swing, or any other aspect of their game, please ask.
I have 24 years experience

Dear Uncle Smiffy.
The other day, on my way to play golf, I got concerned I might have left some things at home, so I pulled over into a MacDonalds, picked up a coffee in the drive-through and emptied my bag in the car park. An attractive young lady came over and showed some interest in my goings on explaining that she too played golf. I showed her my Wilson Spine and explained the story of cutting it down. According to her, the shaft might now play a little stiffer but she said "that's good for her" and she gave me her business card. Would you advise me to call her to assess the flex in my shaft, or should I go the custom fitting route?

Do they just come naturally to you Dave.........

 

[RGDave]

Do they just come naturally to you Dave.........

Yep. I'm here all week.

 

[RGDave]

t.b.h. I keep having to double-take the thread

" Re: Brand New (unused) Veg... "

I thought someone was knocking out some Broccoli

 

[alwaysunderpar]

Perhaps I should change it? but it does make fun to read right?

Chez

 

[USER1999]

Surely it is well past your bedtime by now?

Just tell them to shut up and go home, or do a P Diddy, and tell them if they want to stay, it's topless time.

Then put the blind fold on and go to bed.

 

[brendy]

Right smiffster, your mission should you decide to accept is to provide picture evidence of said wenches, this thread deserves it!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Is the booze still flowing in there mate. It could be a lamb to the slaughter if you go in now especially armed with a camera.

 

[CrapHacker]

Is the booze still flowing in there mate. It could be a lamb to the slaughter if you go in now especially armed with a camera.

It's been too long......






I don't think he made it out alive.












But he went down with a smile on his face.

 

[stevek1969]

If he's got those PornStar white trousers on he'll get pumped thats for sure ,a room full of half canned wenches poor man doesn't stand a chance.

 

[grumpyjock]

To show off his bright pink mankini!
What a sight to see when you left your gun at home.

 

[Owen_Thomas_14]

R.I.P Smiffy