I'm An Idiot

[HomerJSimpson]

A regular singles bogey comp? Or a pairs scramble bogey?

One of my clubs has quite a few (too many, including a major) of the former but I honestly didn't even know the latter was even a thing

Singles.

 

[Ian_Bristol]

I was in a bunker and hit the face and the ball shot straight up about 20ft and in a moment of mental failure I caught it.

 

[Aussie Swinger]

Might be an old wives tail, but a couple of years back Apparently a German guy pitched up in ‘Troon’ and asked directions to the golf course. Was asked if he was looking for Mullion? Replied with “No, Troon Golf course”. No golf course here in Troon. He was at ‘Troon’ in Cornwall via a self inflicted Sat Nav faux pas.

 

[williamalex1]

The Goodish Golfer in me gets a straightforward par 4 on our 10th whenever I have had a rubbish front 9. The Idiot Golfer in me more often than not gets a double bogey 6 on it when I have had a good front 9. I do wish the Idiot and the Goodish would get their act together and not share a round.

The Idiot Golfer often makes stupid mistakes - the Goodish Golfer wonders if I ever made a clever mistake.

Hugh old pal, I understand what you're saying, hence my forum name WA1, I have a few doppelgangers hidden within, WA1 can play quite well at times. But then there's WA2,3,4 and 5 they're varying degrees of rubbish.
Sadly I never know which one will appear on the first tee and how many holes they'll play, sometimes they all take turns

 

[Orikoru]

I was in a bunker and hit the face and the ball shot straight up about 20ft and in a moment of mental failure I caught it.

Did you shout "HOWZAT??" afterwards?

 

[Piece]

I like to knock back the yellow range balls that stray onto the course. Forgot that I was playing a plain yellow that day and flushed my ball miles back into the range!