If it's not seagulls

[Smiffy]

walking up and down the roof, it's fox's having a bunk up in the back garden

 

[bobmac]

If it's not seagulls

It's pidgeons here

 

[grumpyjock]

I thought it had sh*t on you head.
Last night was the kids out in tents, the night before it was ruddy owls in the trees outside the window.

 

[chris661]

If it's not seagulls

It's pidgeons here

It is whacking big crows here as soon as the blasted sun comes up

 

[Imurg]

There's a bloody Blackbird that sits on the guttering outside the bedroom window that's going to get it's head blown off sometime soon if it doesn't shut the **** up at 5am every morning!!!!

 

[Smiffy]

There's a bloody Blackbird that sits on the guttering outside the bedroom window that's going to get it's head blown off sometime soon if it doesn't shut the **** up at 5am every morning!!!!

If this pair of foxes don't quit the squealing, it won't be it's head the bloody things gets blown off.
How far do you reckong a pair of fox's bollocks will travel through the air with a swift kicking?

 

[thecraw]

Pterodactyl's up here, bloody menaces I'll tell you.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

How far do you reckong a pair of fox's bollocks will travel through the air with a swift kicking?

You gotta catch them first Smiffy

try setting up a drive, then thinning it, Might stun it

Fragger

 

[BROOKIE]

spinsters, there everywhere,there driving us into ground..

 

[grumpyjock]

There's a bloody Blackbird that sits on the guttering outside the bedroom window that's going to get it's head blown off sometime soon if it doesn't shut the **** up at 5am every morning!!!!

If this pair of foxes don't quit the squealing, it won't be it's head the bloody things gets blown off.
How far do you reckong a pair of fox's bollocks will travel through the air with a swift kicking?

5 wood with a bit of draw will do it, right up the jacksie.

 

[chrisd]

Down here in Kent it's the effin butler and pantry maid!

I really will have to let them go!



Chris

 

[vig]

There's a bloody Blackbird that sits on the guttering outside the bedroom window that's going to get it's head blown off sometime soon if it doesn't shut the **** up at 5am every morning!!!!

+1

 

[USER1999]

Here in Watford it's my own flippin cat.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Magpies round our way at first light onwards

 

[CrapHacker]

There's a bloody Blackbird that sits on the guttering outside the bedroom window that's going to get it's head blown off sometime soon if it doesn't shut the **** up at 5am every morning!!!!

+1

So Vig and Imurg share a bedroom.

Nowt wrong with that in a modern world.

You two chaps have your fun any way it suits you.

 

[richart]

Badgers for me. They don't make any noise, but knowing they will be ripping up my lawn means i can't sleep. Never realised it was light at 5.00 am.

 

[viscount17]

How far do you reckong a pair of fox's bollocks will travel through the air with a swift kicking?

You gotta catch them first Smiffy

try setting up a drive, then thinning it, Might stun it

Fragger

no, smiffy thinning one wouldn't surprise it at all - now hitting one straight . . .