I played today and..(Rolling) -originally created by JohnnyDee

Don't you know there not called Lucy lockets anymore their now commonly know on the form as the @Orikoru disease 😂

We'll done though SILH you're on the path to recovery, remember though it's easy to relapse so be vigilant. Thoughts and prayers are with you at this challenging time....
Bugger off! I prefer to call them the Tom Hanks. :cautious:
 
Don't you know there not called Lucy lockets anymore their now commonly know on the form as the @Orikoru disease 😂

We'll done though SILH you're on the path to recovery, remember though it's easy to relapse so be vigilant. Thoughts and prayers are with you at this challenging time....

By God it's challenging - I've been fighting my addiction to them for maybe 5 yrs - before then I just lived with my addiction. There have been times where I've kicked them - but it's never felt right - always forced - so the change necessary has not been made - and I've relapsed.

This time I think I've nailed my addiction triggers, gentle sway and no hip turn whatsoever on backswing. And so it is solid right hand side - as if a scout pole is down my RHS - and my simple swing thought as I address the ball and prepare to begin the backswing is - Just Turn. Nothing else. Just Turn. And amazingly the club feels that it just goes to the right place - unforced and comfortable - no idea where it is - but for now - this being practice not perfection - it'll do.

But I must not become complacent. Because as soon as I forget what I must do, and in my complacency I just swing the golf club - then I will just Lucy Locket it. Every time. And that's a fact.
 
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Medal today and another of what is becoming a typical round this year, gross 85, net 75 3 over handicap, which included 2 three putts, a topped 9 iron into a ditch which resulted in a triple bogey a fresh air shot and a double bogey on our increasingly frustrating par 3 18th.

One day....
 
Medal today and another of what is becoming a typical round this year, gross 85, net 75 3 over handicap, which included 2 three putts, a topped 9 iron into a ditch which resulted in a triple bogey a fresh air shot and a double bogey on our increasingly frustrating par 3 18th.

One day....
get some ear plugs:LOL:
 
Phew I'm safe for a while then, I don't need to continue to grow the Gringo tash the Mrs will be pleased 😂

The gringo Tash looks well on some people. 😬
Played today. It was one of those days. Lost two balls in two shots. After 9 holes and two blobs. I was sat on 17 points. Me driving was everywhere. Back nine 10 th hole lost another off the drive and sat and thought about lesson and I remembered one thing. 230 yds uphill me drive went. Scrambled a point. After that me driving was sublime. Last hole (par 5) am sat with 33 points on the tee. I smashed me drive 250-260. Where the **** did that come from. Suffice to say a lovely 3 wood and 9 iron to within 15 ft and Tashyboy drops his first ever birdie on the 18th. 4 for 4 Dance. Oh bless ya. But it was another day of what ifs. Bloody game.
 
Another 0.1 back in the midweek stableford with a whopping 26 points.

Now that’s 14 0.1s in a row. Yep 14 😱

Managed to get to 12 hcp. My highest for 15 years.

Oh how I love this wonderful game 🤣
 
Another 0.1 back in the midweek stableford with a whopping 26 points.

Now that’s 14 0.1s in a row. Yep 14 😱

Managed to get to 12 hcp. My highest for 15 years.

Oh how I love this wonderful game 🤣

Are you drinking heavily before each game or was it just last weekend?
 
Ouch..... That's got to hurt 14 in a row...
Not anymore. The 1st 7 hurt.

It’s now just a given 😉 you can’t make this many doubles and not get 0.1 back.

At least I have a cracking laugh whilst playing. That’s keeping me going 🤣

And my bunker raking skills are pure Cat 1 🤣
 
Golf is a stupid game, and when I say that, what I really mean is that Slime is a stupid golfer!
Played Puttenham today, my first round as a 15 handicapper, and scored 32 points.
Um, doesn't sound too bad ............................... but!
13pts in the first six holes, including a birdie.
4pts in the next six holes, that's two bogies, three trebles and a quad.
15pts in the last six holes, including a lovely birdie two!
Why do I constantly fall off a cliff in the middle of a round?
It can only be one thing, and that's concentration.
Hey ho, only 30 putts, which was nice.
 
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