I have a new pet...........

[USER1999]

Cockroach.

He lives in the oven. In the lcd display. He has been there for a week. Every so often he re-orientates himself north / south.

I could complain if I was churlish, but the bundhu starts by the back door. Got armadillos, snakes, vultures, gators, the lot. Just on the door step. Why complain at insects?

 

[madandra]

Murph, you should change your name to Dr Dolittle.

 

[Smiffy]

Murph, you should change your name to Dr Dolittle.

Or Sir Shankalot

 

[Imurg]

You might have trouble getting him back through Customs. Easier than a 'gator I suppose...

 

[JustOne]

You're not really selling Florida to me right now... I'm thinking Bognor sounds better

 

[HomerJSimpson]

You must be use to all that wildlife some of the spots on the course you visit. Surprised you've not discovered some sub-species by now.