How to hit a 300 Yard Drive in 5 Easy Steps

[User 105]

Here's my foolproof method.

1 - Wait for a really important competition e.g. Club Champs (Like I did this weekend)
2 - Shoot 1 under your handicap in really tough conditions for the front 9 - (Like I did this weekend)
3 - Then proceed to double and triple bogey the next 4 holes completely blowing your chances (yeah you guessed it)
4 - Then proceed to slice your next two tee shots out of bounds (See a pattern yet)
5 - Finally just loose you rag, let the rage well up from inside, and hit the bejesus out the ball on the next one. (Just like I did this weekend).

Hey presto, 300 yard drive, in 5 easy steps.

But boy did it make me feel good

 

[One Planer]

Here's my foolproof method.

1 - Wait for a really important competition e.g. Club Champs (Like I did this weekend)
2 - Shoot 1 under your handicap in really tough conditions for the front 9 - (Like I did this weekend)
3 - Then proceed to double and triple bogey the next 4 holes completely blowing your chances (yeah you guessed it)
4 - Then proceed to slice your next two tee shots out of bounds (See a pattern yet)
5 - Finally just loose you rag, let the rage well up from inside, and hit the bejesus out the ball on the next one. (Just like I did this weekend).

Hey presto, 300 yard drive, in 5 easy steps.

But boy did it make me feel good

............... Or you could do as I do and just hit a 4 wood :whoo:

 

[Pin-seeker]

Here's my foolproof method.

1 - Wait for a really important competition e.g. Club Champs (Like I did this weekend)
2 - Shoot 1 under your handicap in really tough conditions for the front 9 - (Like I did this weekend)
3 - Then proceed to double and triple bogey the next 4 holes completely blowing your chances (yeah you guessed it)
4 - Then proceed to slice your next two tee shots out of bounds (See a pattern yet)
5 - Finally just loose you rag, let the rage well up from inside, and hit the bejesus out the ball on the next one. (Just like I did this weekend).

Hey presto, 300 yard drive, in 5 easy steps.

But boy did it make me feel good

Can't beat lashing at the ball in anger every now & then.

 

[User 105]

Can't beat lashing at the ball in anger every now & then.

Yep, something very therapeutic about that

 

[pokerjoke]

Here's my foolproof method.

1 - Wait for a really important competition e.g. Club Champs (Like I did this weekend)
2 - Shoot 1 under your handicap in really tough conditions for the front 9 - (Like I did this weekend)
3 - Then proceed to double and triple bogey the next 4 holes completely blowing your chances (yeah you guessed it)
4 - Then proceed to slice your next two tee shots out of bounds (See a pattern yet)


5 - Finally just loose you rag, let the rage well up from inside, and hit the bejesus out the ball on the next one. (Just like I did this weekend).

Hey presto, 300 yard drive, in 5 easy steps.

But boy did it make me feel good

Not bad,just below forum averages

 

[User 105]

Not bad,just below forum averages

Well it was into a 50mph wind, uphill and I did catch it out the neck

 

[mikee247]

Here's my foolproof method.

1 - Wait for a really important competition e.g. Club Champs (Like I did this weekend)
2 - Shoot 1 under your handicap in really tough conditions for the front 9 - (Like I did this weekend)
3 - Then proceed to double and triple bogey the next 4 holes completely blowing your chances (yeah you guessed it)
4 - Then proceed to slice your next two tee shots out of bounds (See a pattern yet)
5 - Finally just loose you rag, let the rage well up from inside, and hit the bejesus out the ball on the next one. (Just like I did this weekend).

Hey presto, 300 yard drive, in 5 easy steps.

But boy did it make me feel good

Nice one Did it land in the correct county and how many squirrels did it nail?

 

[matts1984]

Well it was into a 50mph wind, uphill and I did catch it out the neck

On the 16th I'm guessing? My round sounds similar to yours. 2 under handicap after 9. Double 10, bogey 11, double 12, 13, 14.

A good chance blown.

 

[kev_off_the_tee]

Yep, the build up is always well timed for me hitting it down the 17th. You either want 270 down the middle before the dogleg or if your really angry, hulk smash it over the trees and cut the corner

 

[harpo_72]

What about using something to make you angry which doesn't ruin your card? Like an argument with the missus about her shoes or failing to tell her she looks lovely even though she has toothpaste round her mouth and has left the bathroom in a state worse than urinal in an Indian train station...
i usually go low then ...

 

[TheMetalMan0]

Cliffs:
Smash it!!!

 

[londonlewis]

If you want to hit the ball 300 yards just take your 6 iron and hit a half swing. It's not rocket science.

 

[BubbaP]

What about using something to make you angry which doesn't ruin your card? Like an argument with the missus about her shoes or failing to tell her she looks lovely even though she has toothpaste round her mouth and has left the bathroom in a state worse than urinal in an Indian train station...

Made me laugh... not sure I'll be trying it though

 

[harpo_72]

Made me laugh... not sure I'll be trying it though

It's not deliberate on my part honest... I just say the wrong stuff or forget to say the right stuff.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I could have anger management issues to rival Basil Fawlty and still need two shots to hit it 300 yards