How Drunk Do You Have To Be?

[CarpeDiem]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N01v-VCpYw&feature=player_embedded

Has anyone ever been this drunk. What got me was the fact he was driving !!!

 

[Ken_A]

LOL guess who lost the books

 

[mono217]

I have only ever been drunk once and will never do it again as I couldnt walk.

 

[medwayjon]

I have been absolutely mortal on one occassion only.

It started fri night in the casino-rooms rochester, back to my pals gaff for a playstation-fest until 8am.

We then got showered and shaved and out to the cafe.

We headed down to rochester for the dickens festival (any excuse) and after several pubs and bars, a curry, more bars, a night-club and a lock in until 5am at my mates dive of a club, I was put into a cab and carried into bed.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Mono you will get drunk again. !!!

 

[CarpeDiem]

Suprised you could remember that night John , sounds like a good one though !!

 

[medwayjon]

Trust me, years of that sort of thing has done its damage.

 

[USER1999]

To be fair, he was only driving because he was too pissed to walk.

 

[Leftie]

I was put into a cab and carried into bed.

Wouldn't like to meet your cabbie on a dark night.... Who is he? Geoff Capes on steroids???

 

[HomerJSimpson]

As someone who was an hour from dying because of 20 years of hammering the booze I should say I can't condone that sort of behaviour. But hey I'm still here so nuts to that grumpy philosophy and thumbs up to the guy for still trying to get booze into him. Great vid

 

[HTL]

Good lad for the boozing not the driving part. That will be me on Saturday and Mono YOU WILL be drunk again.

 

[madandra]

That was drunk .......


I dont know what this guy had to drink to do this....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNjXSF6npZA

 

[vig]

I have only ever been drunk once and will never do it again as I couldnt walk.

How old are you Mono?
I said that when I was 13 after a couple of quarts of cider. Boy did I throw up.
My statement lasted 2 days.

My god I have had many fall down sessions.
One of the worst was in Corfu, I was 21, went to a nightclub that was a fiver to get in and drink all you can for that entry fee. No cocktails included.
I asked for a brandy and before the bartender had turned away I asked for another. Did the same again and he gave me a look and put his finger to his temple. He then left the bottle on the bar. Then a second one.

Can't remember how I got back to the hotel or how I took the knees out of my Levi's.

Woke up about 11.30 am still in my clothes, felt like S***. quick shower, down to the pool and a couple of beers later I was right as a bobbin.
Ah, those were the days.
Also had a big bender one year and missed Christmas day Family were none too pleased

 

[Dodger]

I have only ever been drunk once and will never do it again as I couldnt walk.

How old are you Mono?
I said that when I was 13 after a couple of quarts of cider. Boy did I throw up.
My statement lasted 2 days.

My god I have had many fall down sessions.
One of the worst was in Corfu, I was 21, went to a nightclub that was a fiver to get in and drink all you can for that entry fee. No cocktails included.
I asked for a brandy and before the bartender had turned away I asked for another. Did the same again and he gave me a look and put his finger to his temple. He then left the bottle on the bar. Then a second one.

Can't remember how I got back to the hotel or how I took the knees out of my Levi's.

Woke up about 11.30 am still in my clothes, felt like S***. quick shower, down to the pool and a couple of beers later I was right as a bobbin.
Ah, those were the days.
Also had a big bender one year and missed Christmas day Family were none too pleased

Brilliant vig!!

Aye had a few great sessions on the clip and some cracking storys to go with them as well.....keep on saying 'never again' but that never happens!

 

[vig]

I woke one morning with sore ribs. Went to the doc and he said they were bruised.
Got me thinking that I had been fighting but couldn't remember anything about the night. There were no other signs either, bruised knuckles etc.
One of the lads was out with me a few nights later. Apparently I had crashed out over a dry stone wall

 

[viscount17]

Mono you will get drunk again. !!!

yeah, the next packet of wine gums!

 

[viscount17]

have had one or two memory loss occasions.

we docked in Roosevelt Roads, Puerto Rico about 12, by one, I was in the US Navy bar (about 2 miles away - walked there), apparently I was back on board by three, absolutely paralytic and no idea how I got there (no taxis so I had to have walked)

busted up with a g/f, big session on whiskey, lost two days and didn't (couldn't) touch it again for 12 years (touched lots of other stuff though!)

woke up in some strange places after scrumpy sessions in Somerset

 

[madandra]

I went to my mates g/f's 18th birthday party and had the best part of a bottle of Southern Comfort and some bottles of Grolsch.

2 days later was told I was dehydrated and had alchohol poisoning. The best part is my mum believed I only had Barbican Low Alchohol lager even though my belt loops were full of Grolsch tops.

 

[stevek1969]

Went to Limerick 3 year ago on our annual golf swally tour we go to the airport and the bar was just opening our flight was delayed for 2 hours 8 pints of guiness before we got on the plane got there dumped our gear all i can remember was sleeping for about 4 hours the whole weekend i had more shakes than Ozzy Osbourne ,the wife said the sweat marks on the bed resembled the chalk marks of a murder victim , happy days ,and in 4 weeks when i go back to Ireland i'll be exactly the same again

 

[Atticus_Finch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYDDsvExZlY